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He is taking off his pants while standing up, trying not to fall over. He’s got his ankle kind of balanced on the opposite knee, and he sometimes loses his balance for a second, the way you and I do when we take off our pants while standing up. He has to hop on one foot. Sometimes he lets out a little whoopwhen he teeters on one foot, the way you and I might, especially
if six people were watching us take off our pants and we lost our balance.
So there he is in his underwear. Macaulay Culkin.
I don’t know, they were like baggy briefs, I guess. Tan.
He goes by Mack. “Hi, I’m Mack,” he had said four minutes earlier, before I saw him in his underwear.
I’m not sure if I should look away, maybe. But it’s a photo shoot, so he has to keep changing, and he doesn’t appear to care that there are six people he doesn’t know watching him in his underwear. He’s making small talk with the stylist. (“Where’d you grow up?” “Manhattan. Yeah, I’m a city kid.” “Oh, yeah? Manhattan?” “Yep.”)
He sounds . . . normal?
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