Macaulay Culkin Is Not Like You

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Macaulay Culkin Is Not Like You

Post by koimaster » February 14th 2020, 10:08am

I know it is a strange topic but hey, the kid was left home alone 2x!

He is taking off his pants while standing up, trying not to fall over. He’s got his ankle kind of balanced on the opposite knee, and he sometimes loses his balance for a second, the way you and I do when we take off our pants while standing up. He has to hop on one foot. Sometimes he lets out a little whoopwhen he teeters on one foot, the way you and I might, especially
if six people were watching us take off our pants and we lost our balance.

So there he is in his underwear. Macaulay Culkin.

I don’t know, they were like baggy briefs, I guess. Tan.

He goes by Mack. “Hi, I’m Mack,” he had said four minutes earlier, before I saw him in his underwear.

I’m not sure if I should look away, maybe. But it’s a photo shoot, so he has to keep changing, and he doesn’t appear to care that there are six people he doesn’t know watching him in his underwear. He’s making small talk with the stylist. (“Where’d you grow up?” “Manhattan. Yeah, I’m a city kid.” “Oh, yeah? Manhattan?” “Yep.”)

He sounds . . . normal? ... ket-newtab


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Re: Macaulay Culkin Is Not Like You

Post by conjurer » February 15th 2020, 11:54pm

Nuvolari wrote:
February 15th 2020, 10:32pm
He is so unnaturally awkward, he’s not like anybody... and now that the “cute” is gone, it’s okay that he doesn’t appear in public because I can’t imagine anyone giving a genuine shit.

Ummh, yeah. Compare this guy to Christian Bale, who stole the show in Spielberg's Empire of the Sun, and then into adult film roles, "Mack" Culkin is a fucking has-been. Indeed, I figured he would have ended up dead, with his pants dragged down around his ankles, in a river someplace.

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