You Know You Are Getting Old

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old

Post by bbattle » September 15th 2019, 3:53pm

I've been old forever. Even my dad called me "old man".

I even have old man hobbies. Watches, garden trains, gardening, reading actual paper magazines, bicycling, drinking Scotch/wine/gin/etc.

When I look at what young people are into; all I can say is "what kind of faggy shit is that?", "what are you, a Mormon?", "Damn, grow a pair, already!" "And get the fuck off my lawn!"

Just earlier, when I was down at the grocery getting a case of wine and some steaks, I overhear some fuckin' snowflake with his beard and tattoos, ask the baker if they had any carrot cake cupcakes with the cream cheese frosting. I almost told him the beer cooler was over there but then I realized he'd probably thank me and grab some oatmeal mochachino stout or whatever. Or a Zima.
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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old

Post by tomsimac » September 15th 2019, 8:00pm

When you are the oldest in the family group. When three brothers pass that are younger.
When you have no one even close to your age. Or read a story of some geezer younger than yourself being referred to an an old senile senior

I feel 40 but was alive during WWII, Hitler and his pals alive.
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