Oh, Snap! Bruce Jenner is Officially "Transitioning"

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Oh, Snap! Bruce Jenner is Officially "Transitioning"

Post by ChronoMATT » January 31st 2015, 3:46pm

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You knew it. The more he denied it, the sharper his eyebrows and larger his breast became. "Sources" have reported to People Magazine Bruce Jenner is officially becoming Brice, Betty, Belinda, Bonnie or Beverly Jenner (I prefer "Babs"), allowing the publication to confidently file the report as fact. And in true Hollywood media whore fashion, what comes along with your "transitioning"? A reality TV show, of course!

I say the "source" is Jenner's publicity flacks and it's the start of a slow publicity roll-out for the show.

What's a good name for his new show? I suggest "Becoming Babs" or "Hello Hymen!"


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His changing look has been a much-buzzed-about topic for months, and now PEOPLE has confirmed that Bruce Jenner has been quietly making a very personal change. The former Olympian will soon be living life as female.

"Bruce is transitioning to a woman," says a source close to the family. "He is finally happy and his family is accepting of what he's doing. He's in such a great space. That's why it's the perfect time to do something like this."

And according to a different Jenner insider, the 65-year-old reality star is filming his momentous journey, to be shared with viewers on a docu-series this year. "It will air when he is ready to be open about his transition," the source tells PEOPLE. "But he's acting more and more confident and seems very happy."

Jenner's much-documented physical appearance (he's been photographed with longer hair, manicured nails and wearing makeup) has led to much speculation, but according to the insider, Jenner's decision to transition slowly was made in part so that his family would have time to adapt to the change.

"He's being very smart about and also respectful about his transition," the insider says. "Instead of completely shocking everyone, his changes have been subtle, and his family has had the chance to slowly get used to his new looks and life."

And his family, including children Cassandra, 34, Burt, 36 (with ex wife Chrystie Crownover ) and sons Brandon, 33 and Brody, 31 (with ex wife Linda Thompson), as well as daughters Kendall, 19 and Kylie, 17 (with Kris Jenner) are adjusting to the new Bruce. "The [kids'] concern seems to be Bruce's happiness, and he acts very pleased with his new life," says the insider.

Admits the family source: "It is an intense thing. Of course not everyone is 100 percent on board. Different people have different reactions. But everybody loves him."

When asked about Jenner on ET, his stepdaughter Kim Kardashian simply said, "I think everyone goes through things in life, and I think that story and what Bruce is going through, I think he'll share whenever the time is right." And when reached by PEOPLE, son Burt would only say his father is "doing awesome."

"The family is really giving this space and time to Bruce. This is his story and they want him to tell the world the way he wants," the source close to the family says. "They really want to empower him to tell his story so that hopefully he can help other people too. That's the goal."

Now it appears that Jenner, finally happy in his own skin, will soon be ready to live life out in the open. "He has come out to those closest to him," says the family source. "He's so happy and excited. He gets to lay down a huge bag of bricks. He's been through a dark period and is coming out on the other side."

Numerous requests for comment from Jenner and his representatives were met with no reply.

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http://www.people.com/article/bruce-jen ... ning-woman
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Post by biglove » January 31st 2015, 4:38pm

Good for him.

I cannot imagine spending that many years identifying as the opposite sex and not being able to be who he really is.

Might explain some of the issues with marriage and plastic surgeries gone bad he has dealt with.

Hope this brings him comfort.
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Post by Nuvolari » January 31st 2015, 5:05pm

A couple years back, in line at the grocery store, I glimpsed at a headline of some trash tabloid magazine and it said, "Bruce secretly wishes he was a woman!" alongside a picture with an admittedly bad haircut...

I thought, "Wow, sounds like the divorce isn't going so well. Looks like your soon-to-be-ex is pushing a smear campaign! How rude!"

Oh. I see. Well, then... Good luck to you, Sssss...er, "ma'am".
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Post by hcharles » January 31st 2015, 7:08pm

With all that estrogen overflowing in that household, it finally caught up to Bruce.
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Post by Don Barzini » February 1st 2015, 5:50pm

Transitioning to an ugly old woman. This is the only thing that could get Bruce-the-once-was a moment of relevance. Whatever dude. You can shut the fuck up about it now.
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Post by abduksion » February 1st 2015, 8:22pm

jaw wrote:Thank you Don,

Anyway...these guys are doin it the natural way IMO. Flamboyant garb can make you more desirable as a young man, but the same fashion/hair choices can make you look like an old lady once over 60.

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Post by TimeBeing » February 4th 2015, 4:51pm

biglove wrote:Good for him.

I cannot imagine spending that many years identifying as the opposite sex and not being able to be who he really is.

Might explain some of the issues with marriage and plastic surgeries gone bad he has dealt with.

Hope this brings him comfort.

Amen! This stuff is not easy...especially transitioning from a male to a female in our culture. Good luck!
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Re: Oh, Snap! Bruce Jenner is Officially "Transitioning"

Post by ChronoMATT » February 4th 2015, 5:05pm

Yeah, for some strange reason, attempting to change your biological sex is seen as an odd, bizarre and unnatural concept to most.

HATERZ!

This will soon cease as new generations are sent to mental reassignment centers know as the public school system.

Looks like Jenner has officially taken the new name Belinda. This is so he can preserve his initials "BJ".

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biglove wrote:Good for him.

I cannot imagine spending that many years identifying as the opposite sex and not being able to be who he really is.

Might explain some of the issues with marriage and plastic surgeries gone bad he has dealt with.

Hope this brings him comfort.

Amen! This stuff is not easy...especially transitioning from a male to a female in our culture. Good luck!
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