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Hello every one , just introducing myself .Name is Bernie and I live in Yorkshire the U.K..I work has a manager at a recycling plant and im 52 years old bit of a fitness fanatic so I work out a lot .I have been collecting watches for over 30years and I am also a member on the Christopher ward watch forum .Hope to be able to contribute and learn from you guys on Watchlords.

Hidey Ho!

What's your ID on the CW forums? Do you fail to utilize punctuation incorrectly there, also?

Is your space bar broken? Does it double tap at times and at others fail to tap?

Do you have difficulties understanding which words should be capitalized?

Other than that, again, Hidey Ho!

*the biglove troll-o-meter gives this one a 99% based on his initial two posts*
Maybe we should start taking bets on troll odds?

Welcome Bernie!

What do you think about steampunk dress up costumes and quaint coastal towns?

tempusmaximus wrote:Hello every one , just introducing myself .Name is Bernie and I live in Yorkshire the U.K..I work has a manager at a recycling plant and im 52 years old bit of a fitness fanatic so I work out a lot .I have been collecting watches for over 30years and I am also a member on the Christopher ward watch forum .Hope to be able to contribute and learn from you guys on Watchlords.

Hey Bernie. Did you employ your avatar monkey to format your post??

biglove wrote:Hidey Ho!

What's your ID on the CW forums? Do you fail to utilize punctuation incorrectly there, also?

Is your space bar broken? Does it double tap at times and at others fail to tap?

Do you have difficulties understanding which words should be capitalized?

Other than that, again, Hidey Ho!

*the biglove troll-o-meter gives this one a 99% based on his initial two posts*
Maybe we should start taking bets on troll odds?

I use the same ID , and yes my punctuation is shit there also

bedlam wrote:

tempusmaximus wrote:Hello every one , just introducing myself .Name is Bernie and I live in Yorkshire the U.K..I work has a manager at a recycling plant and im 52 years old bit of a fitness fanatic so I work out a lot .I have been collecting watches for over 30years and I am also a member on the Christopher ward watch forum .Hope to be able to contribute and learn from you guys on Watchlords.

Hey Bernie. Did you employ your avatar monkey to format your post??

That monkey is far more intelligent !

Should I be saying welcome to tempusmaximus or to the monkey?

I don't like monkeys.

Otherwise, welcome, goddamn it!

Britboy wrote:Should I be saying welcome to tempusmaximus or to the monkey?

To Bernie (tempusmaximus) . I like the avatar Britboy nice one!

conjurer wrote:I don't like monkeys.

Otherwise, welcome, goddamn it!

Thank's for the welcome Conjurer.

In that case then, welcome Bernie.
Cheers mate.

Jamesbee wrote:Welcome Bernie!

What do you think about steampunk dress up costumes and quaint coastal towns?

Thank's for the welcome Jamesbee.Quaint coastal towns are alright , I don't think much of the costumes though

tempusmaximus wrote:I work has a manager at a recycling plant

A recycling manager, huh? What's the best way to recycle old engine oil? I contend that dumping it in my neighbor's back yard is best.

conjurer wrote:

tempusmaximus wrote:I work has a manager at a recycling plant

A recycling manager, huh? What's the best way to recycle old engine oil? I contend that dumping it in my neighbor's back yard is best.

Yep that's the best way.

You seem a cheeky chappy, do you mind if we call you Bernaaarrd?

catnap wrote:You seem a cheeky chappy, do you mind if we call you Bernaaarrd?

I prefer Bernie , which part of Great Britain are you from catnap?

tempusmaximus wrote:

catnap wrote:You seem a cheeky chappy, do you mind if we call you Bernaaarrd?

I prefer Bernie , which part of Great Britain are you from catnap?

Mr B!!!!! We've only just met.

conjurer wrote:

tempusmaximus wrote:I work has a manager at a recycling plant

A recycling manager, huh? What's the best way to recycle old engine oil? I contend that dumping it in my neighbor's back yard is best.

The preferred method is:

1) Wait until your neighbor changes their oil
2) Drain their oil into a pan.
3) Drain your oil into a pan.
4) Pour your old oil into their car.
5) Pour their fresh oil into your car.

Note: If they ever offer their car privately for sale it would be best to pass.

Welcome Bernie !

Sound advice horse feathers , great post.Thank's for the welcome.

CW guy huh? Well then you cannot be all that bad. There are a few of those around here and they are all good company.
Fitness is for losers. Your still going to die, right?
You Brits sure have a beautiful princess going on over there. Congrats!
Welcome, let's prove Biglove wrong.


And everyone knows that the best way to dispose of used motor oil is, pouring it down the catch basin at the corner of your street. At night of course.

Thanks for the welcome Fatman .Yes your right I am going to die but if I can prolong my life I can fit more watches in before I go more good advice on the motor oil

Cheers - Welcome to Watchlords; the joint's more fun than a human being should be allowed to have and whatnot.

Just a word to the wise: Keep an eye on that damn chimp, man; they look all cute and so on, but look away for a SECOND, or piss 'em off, and they rip your fuckin' face off and shove it up your ass and so-forth. And you taught yours to shoot yet. Actually, I guess that may have been pretty smart. Being shot is indeed the less traumatic way to die. Might want to make sure you always have an extra sack a Monkey Chow on hand, mate, if I can call you that.

Welcome. I'm sporting my CW Mark II today. Fu@king ironic if you ask me.

fenny wrote:Welcome. I'm sporting my CW Mark II today. Fu@king ironic if you ask me.

Thank's for the welcome , you also joined WL on my birthday now that is fu@king ironic.

@3flushes Thank's for the welcome and the advice.