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Re: My awesome intro

Post by MAX » May 24th 2019, 1:30pm

Sounds like a GOT fan to me. Did you bring any elephants?
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Post by foghorn » May 24th 2019, 1:33pm

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Post by MKTheVintageBloke » May 24th 2019, 2:50pm

Welcome. It's a specific place, but you'll get used to it. I stopped by, as a buddy of mine encouraged me to join, and there, I'm here at WL for 3 years now. As for going easy on anyone, we never do, save perhaps when we do :mrgreen:
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Re: My awesome intro

Post by Thunder1 » May 24th 2019, 2:50pm

Welecome to the asylum, sir..you will be assimilated..resistance is futile..
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Post by koimaster » May 24th 2019, 3:24pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:Welcome. It's a specific place, but you'll get used to it. I stopped by, as a buddy of mine encouraged me to join, and there, I'm here at WL for 3 years now. As for going easy on anyone, we never do, save perhaps when we do :mrgreen:



3 years? Really!

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Re: My awesome intro

Post by conjurer » May 24th 2019, 3:37pm

Welcome, Mr. Wall! Unlike Facesbooks, things here are not free. I see that you need an avatar; I would be very happy to sell you one, from my on interwebz storefront, Conjurer's First Class Avatars, Ltd. My Memorial Day Weekend Anal Blow-Out Special has prices slashed! You may take your pick from some fine avatars, for only $39.95, with a weekly vig rental starting at only $19.95!

Also, steer clear of bedlam's avatars; they are made in Chinese sweatshops where opium-addicted feebs wipe their sweaty ball-sacks on them, since bedlam, notwithstanding his commie tendencies, is actually a harsh boss. You've seen those pictures on the interwebz of the rope hammocks stretched across Chinese streets? Those are out in front of bedlam's manufactory, Komrade Karl's Unique & Happy Avatar Co. Pty. But there's nothing happy going on in that building, no sirree bob. Inside it's a Living Hell, no error. Also, bedlam charges a lot more than me, even with the absurd exchange rate that's turning Australia into a wasteland, populated with starving dingoes and bogans like the Toecutter and the Night Rider.
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Re: My awesome intro

Post by bedlam » May 24th 2019, 10:39pm

Welcome new guy.

I will do you a solid straight out of the blocks and let you know Conjurer's avatars are shit. Come and see Uncle Bedlam instead. I'll set you straight

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Re: My awesome intro

Post by codguy » May 25th 2019, 4:08am

foghorn wrote:FB groups?? Welc.....BwahahahahahahahahabwahahahahahFacebookgroups??? W..w..w..welco...bwahahahahahahabwahahahahahahsuperactive?? BwahahahahahahabwahahahahahahGOD STOP!! Facebook?bwahahahahahabwahahahaha...welcome... bwahahahahahahaha bwahahahahaha


What the Rooster said ^


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Believe she ^ is available again since conj is back to boinking that Scottish singer.
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I can vouch for conjurers Avatars, they are truly top notch.


Infact I have purchased these two from him years ago that have never been used. I'll let them go for $15ea or both for $25.

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Re: My awesome intro

Post by conjurer » May 25th 2019, 7:49am

Fucking gray market!! The few miserable shekels I make skeezing the newbs providing high quality avatars to highly educated new members keeps body and soul together. Also, the fees for Xhamster Whackoff Premium don't pay themselves!!
My little brain can't even comprehend how deep that is.

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Re: My awesome intro

Post by MAX » August 20th 2019, 7:19am

svaglic wrote:
August 20th 2019, 6:08am
Whatever you do, don’t reach in Conj’s pocket to get your avatar. It’s a silly little game he likes to play.
Or his bucket of popcorn. Caused Susan Boyle to hit her highest note ever.
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