Death, Taxes, Women Stealing Rolex in NYC

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Death, Taxes, Women Stealing Rolex in NYC

Post by TemerityB » April 14th 2019, 8:09pm

From the NY Post: https://nypost.com/2019/04/14/woman-swi ... otel-cops/

Cops are looking for a raven-haired Rolex thief who allegedly fleeced a 60-year-old man while he was asleep inside his Manhattan hotel room.

The victim claims to have woken up Sunday at around 10 a.m. — with his watch missing and thousands of dollars in charges made through his cell phone — following a night together with the female suspect, according to police.

He told cops that when he went to sleep inside his room at the Maxwell Hotel on Lexington Avenue, the unidentified woman — who has a tattoo of the word “Truth” on her neck — was still present. She was gone when he woke up, and so was his Rolex.

Upon further inspection, cops said the man discovered the transactions on his cell phone, which totaled $2,000. It’s unclear what the suspect allegedly bought. Cops described her as a Hispanic woman with long brown hair who was last seen wearing a red halter top and acid washed blue jeans. She is about 5 feet, 6 inches tall and approximately 25 years old.
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Re: Death, Taxes, Women Stealing Rolex in NYC

Post by Hawk » April 15th 2019, 11:22am

smellody wrote:I'd rather have that happen to me than the amount of taxes I've paid last year and again tomorrow.


...and the fucking you're getting would probably be much more pleasant than that provided by the IRS.



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Post by smellody » April 15th 2019, 6:17pm

Hawk wrote:
smellody wrote:I'd rather have that happen to me than the amount of taxes I've paid last year and again tomorrow.


...and the fucking you're getting would probably be much more pleasant than that provided by the IRS.



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Exactly.
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Post by Hawk » April 15th 2019, 6:23pm

smellody wrote:Exactly.


Some of those NYC escorts get 5 large on a routine basis - or so I've read. That'd be just about 2 grand and a beat to shit Datejust.


I'm suspecting a simple matter of buyer's remorse.
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