Ribeyes, Bitches

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Post by conjurer » April 19th 2018, 4:29pm

foghorn wrote:Do'nt not eat them eye see the baBy Jeebus and the Virgil Mary in them meets!!!


I myself do not see them. However, the one of the left looks a little like Tor Johnson.
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Post by conjurer » April 19th 2018, 4:32pm

TemerityB wrote:What is it about that style of plate that makes food always look that much more enticing?

Man. Gettin' hungry over here.


Just our everyday (which is to say, our only) Corelle plates, T.

Today was a pretty great day; sunny, around 65 degrees. I was able to get my lawn cut (since my asshole neighbor cut his a few days ago, and I was starting to feel like white trash, my grass was so long) and went out to run some errands with the sunroof of my jaunty Hyundai open.
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Post by koimaster » April 19th 2018, 10:49pm

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Racer-X wrote:Yeah, let's see the result!


Too late! To paraphrase Homer Simpson, I really enjoyed packing these into my colon.



Packing what where?
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Post by Mark1 » April 19th 2018, 10:54pm

Went down easier than a cabriole table leg I'm guessing. Got a couple more Wagyu ribeyes in the freezer, but you inspired me to throw some burgers on the Traeger tonight.
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Post by conjurer » April 19th 2018, 11:06pm

Mark1 wrote:Went down easier than a cabriole table leg I'm guessing. Got a couple more Wagyu ribeyes in the freezer, but you inspired me to throw some burgers on the Traeger tonight.


Interestingly, I was looking for Wagyu steaks at my Soviet-era-like Safeway today. Alas, they had none, the stupid fucks. Once you go Kobe, you never go back. The only Wagyus I've had are NY strips; Wagyu ribeyes are things more than I can honestly hope for. Please PM me your butcher's name and address, and I'll happily drive a few hours to pick them up.
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Post by conjurer » April 19th 2018, 11:07pm

koimaster wrote:
conjurer wrote:
Racer-X wrote:Yeah, let's see the result!


Too late! To paraphrase Homer Simpson, I really enjoyed packing these into my colon.



Packing what where?


:D
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