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Post by 3Flushes » February 20th 2018, 6:19pm

Welcome to Watchlords; the joint's more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.

The joke is funny.

I'm not sure I get it.
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Post by conjurer » February 20th 2018, 11:40pm

Here's a funnier joke:

A young Mongo walks into a bar and orders three martinis. The barkeep makes a martini and puts it in front of him.

"No, you don't understand," sez young Mongo. "I want three, one-two-three, martinis, right in front of me, right now, goddamn it!"

So the bartender shrugs and makes two more martinis and put them in front of youthful Mongo, who downs each one, one after the other, pretty damn quick.

Young Mongo sits there, swaying a little on his barstool, and the bartender sez, "what the deal, pal?"

Mongo sez, "I just had my first blowjob."

"Oh, that's a big day in any young guy's life," the bartender sez. "Have one on the house."

PUNCHLINE:

And young Mongo sez, "no, thanks. If three don't kill the taste, another one won't help."
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Re: Hello

Post by gerdson » February 21st 2018, 1:57am

On the side - the rest we have been able to read from our latest member is not so funny anyways. Let's see how this develops further.
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Post by bobbee » February 21st 2018, 4:32am

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Re: Hello

Post by heisenberg » February 21st 2018, 10:07am

3Flushes wrote:Welcome to Watchlords; the joint's more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.

The joke is funny.

I'm not sure I get it.
The "heisenberg's uncertainty principle" states "that it is impossible to know simultaneously the exact position and momentum of a particle. That is, the more exactly the position is determined, the less known the momentum, and vice versa" and that's why when the guy didn't know how fast he was going he did know where he was but as soon as the officer told him how fast he was going the guy no longer knew where they were! ha ha ha

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conjurer wrote:Here's a funnier joke:

A young Mongo walks into a bar and orders three martinis. The barkeep makes a martini and puts it in front of him.

"No, you don't understand," sez young Mongo. "I want three, one-two-three, martinis, right in front of me, right now, goddamn it!"

So the bartender shrugs and makes two more martinis and put them in front of youthful Mongo, who downs each one, one after the other, pretty damn quick.

Young Mongo sits there, swaying a little on his barstool, and the bartender sez, "what the deal, pal?"

Mongo sez, "I just had my first blowjob."

"Oh, that's a big day in any young guy's life," the bartender sez. "Have one on the house."

PUNCHLINE:

And young Mongo sez, "no, thanks. If three don't kill the taste, another one won't help."


I don't know conjurer, I think I like my joke better because it leaves a better taste in a persons mouth... :^)
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Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » February 21st 2018, 10:28am

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Post by Falstaff » February 21st 2018, 12:29pm

conjurer wrote:Here's a funnier joke:

A young Mongo walks into a bar and orders three martinis. The barkeep makes a martini and puts it in front of him.

"No, you don't understand," sez young Mongo. "I want three, one-two-three, martinis, right in front of me, right now, goddamn it!"

So the bartender shrugs and makes two more martinis and put them in front of youthful Mongo, who downs each one, one after the other, pretty damn quick.

Young Mongo sits there, swaying a little on his barstool, and the bartender sez, "what the deal, pal?"

Mongo sez, "I just had my first blowjob."

"Oh, that's a big day in any young guy's life," the bartender sez. "Have one on the house."

PUNCHLINE:

And young Mongo sez, "no, thanks. If three don't kill the taste, another one won't help."




I call BS - when has Mongo ever turned down a free drink?
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