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Post by koimaster » February 10th 2014, 3:23pm

Tzimisces wrote:Huh. I've never heard of the National Publicity Summit.



http://www.nationalpublicitysummit.com/

reminds me of the red dot awards but this one has a $6000 price tag.
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Post by conjurer » February 10th 2014, 4:03pm

TemerityB wrote:
koimaster wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acJ9RFoHH6w[/youtube]


Cripes. As if my town wasn't creepy enuff.


Yup. He looks like he should be wearing a down vest with a copy of The Catcher In the Rye peeking out of the pocket.
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Post by conjurer » February 10th 2014, 4:06pm

koimaster wrote:
Tzimisces wrote:Huh. I've never heard of the National Publicity Summit.



http://www.nationalpublicitysummit.com/

reminds me of the red dot awards but this one has a $6000 price tag.


Yup. There are a multitude of ways to separate an aspiring author/jerkoff from his money. On the plus side, this is $6K less that Joe Besser can spend on long guns and ammunition.
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Post by TemerityB » February 10th 2014, 4:28pm

conjurer wrote:
koimaster wrote:
Tzimisces wrote:Huh. I've never heard of the National Publicity Summit.



http://www.nationalpublicitysummit.com/

reminds me of the red dot awards but this one has a $6000 price tag.


Yup. There are a multitude of ways to separate an aspiring author/jerkoff from his money. On the plus side, this is $6K less that Joe Besser can spend on long guns and ammunition.


Back when I was in the entertainment business, I used to attend these independent recording industry trade shows/networking conferences. The biggest motherfucking crackpots you ever saw used to spend untold thousands of dollars attending these things looking for "record deals" or national distribution for their music CDs. For me, these conferences were worth their weight in gold because I usually got good traction and met everyone I could think of in my genre of music - but you could smell the amateurs as they raced toward you with business cards and goodie bags full of pure shit and deceased roadkill. Pasty 47-year-old guys with toupees like Brillo pads trying to get "deals" for their albums of "original rock"; show biz mommies dragging their kids' boy bands to "showcase" in hotel lobbies; hordes of people without a shred of obvious talent all trying to grab some sort of brass ring. It was easy to tell the professionals from the misplaced, and it was kind of sad to watch. That is, when it wasn't fucking hilarious. Seems that people without a shred of talent or even a clue were welcomed at these things, because they were the marks that made the whole thing possible.

Wow, just clicked that link. Those conferences are just cash cows for the people that organize them. Nobody achieves anything (or worse yet, learns anything), but those "guest speakers" get a tax write off and a trip to NYC or wherever; everybody except invited guests pays through the nose to be there.

Never, EVER attend a forum, conference, or "workshop." EVER. Worse yet are "job fairs." I mean, has anyone ever even MET someone who got a job at a job fair?
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Post by Horse Feathers » July 5th 2014, 12:50pm

Bumping this for nostalgia, a most magnificent drywall incident upon exit (the way real trolls are supposed to act).

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Post by Luftwafflles » July 5th 2014, 2:23pm

No matter how low Joel sinks in life, I hope he takes comfort in the fact, that at least here, due to his psychotic rants and amateurish attempts to con and manipulate, he will remain the man, the legend, that is truly the sugarbear, er.., sugeblaze..
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Post by Falstaff » January 13th 2018, 8:00am

conjurer wrote:A bump for this one; a fond drywall impact, to be lovingly pressed into the Book of Memories.



Will we ever see his like again - or any of the greats of Trolldom? Trolls have been mighty scarce for the last couple of years and the supply of new red troll (or even geek) meat has been replaced with a thin gruel...(sigh) We stand like Alexander, who wept that there were no more empires to conquer.
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