ARCHIELUXURY THE MOVIE

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Post by bedlam » January 10th 2018, 9:12pm

Nah, I'd take the table leg before that
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Post by MKTheVintageBloke » January 10th 2018, 10:40pm

biglove wrote:Maybe for $500/HR to watch it. Maybe not.

More like $5 000 000 per hour... Wouldn't watch Archie's mug and listen to his verbal wankfest for two hours for a penny less than that.
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Post by conjurer » January 10th 2018, 11:08pm

Interestingly, while I find Archie pretty odious, in some weird, Bizarro-World way, I find him a tiny bit refreshing. While most (if not all) wartche gernalests take swag, free wartchs, and money from various manufacturers to lick their sweaty balls on the internet or in glossy rags, and then pretend to be, you know, serious fucking journalists, Archie will happily spread his revolting ass-cheeks for anybody for some Paypal funds, and then brag about it afterwards.

In the meantime, we also see, in somewhat real time, Archie's life run off the rails and slam into various bridge abutments (which may or may not be real). And through it all we see Archie, with his strange head-warts, swilling whiskey, swearing like a sailor, and spreading his ass cheeks yet again.

There's a strange nobility there. And no, I'd rather hammer the Cabriole table leg up my ass than watch a two hour Archie movie.
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Post by Wasp » January 11th 2018, 8:22am

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Where to begin. Firstly, that left a mark. Best line and visual ('ceptin the squeakers) of the film at about 1.29.26 “I want quality content”
What shines is his childlike honesty. His self denigration verges on self destruction. He exhibits no review mechanism before he takes action, candidate for suicide.
I can see this getting some traction with the indie film culture.
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Post by koimaster » January 12th 2018, 7:46pm

tiktok wrote:I dig his willingness to admit his numerous flaws. I dig the Arch.


He is a member here i think.
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Post by biglove » January 12th 2018, 8:01pm

koimaster wrote:
tiktok wrote:I dig his willingness to admit his numerous flaws. I dig the Arch.


He is a member here i think.



Speak up, Archie. FFS, don’t just lurk.
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