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Post by conjurer » January 12th 2018, 6:06pm

iwasbanned wrote:Yes I do watch porn. Pornhub.com is my favorite. Kendra sutherland no aunt peg.


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Post by tiktok » January 12th 2018, 11:34pm

Funny personal story about me and porn. For those who saw my hospital photo, I was getting sicker at home for a few days before immunologist at third hospital I went to diagnosed me. Anyway, I was lying face down passed out in front of my computer with a page of Japanese women in ornate bondage shots on the screen according to my then wife.
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Post by bedlam » January 12th 2018, 11:42pm

That Trump watch has all the class of the man himself :shock:
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Post by conjurer » January 13th 2018, 12:39am

tiktok wrote:Funny personal story about me and porn. For those who saw my hospital photo, I was getting sicker at home for a few days before immunologist at third hospital I went to diagnosed me. Anyway, I was lying face down passed out in front of my computer with a page of Japanese women in ornate bondage shots on the screen according to my then wife.


Interestingly, I always feared that I would suffer a massive coronary while stroking off to Aunt Peg/Mike Ranger anal porn, and be found deader than Julius Caesar with my dick in my hand.

Also interestingly, it hasn't stopped me from whacking off to Aunt Peg/Mike Ranger anal porn.
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Re: Watch Porn

Post by bobbee » January 13th 2018, 3:21am

About time you did a SOTC thread, koi.

Conj, Aunt Peg and Mike Ranger allegedly use your books to 'fluff' with.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...
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Post by itfc1959 » January 14th 2018, 6:19pm

conjurer wrote:
tiktok wrote:Funny personal story about me and porn. For those who saw my hospital photo, I was getting sicker at home for a few days before immunologist at third hospital I went to diagnosed me. Anyway, I was lying face down passed out in front of my computer with a page of Japanese women in ornate bondage shots on the screen according to my then wife.


Interestingly, I always feared that I would suffer a massive coronary while stroking off to Aunt Peg/Mike Ranger anal porn, and be found deader than Julius Caesar with my dick in my hand.

Also interestingly, it hasn't stopped me from whacking off to Aunt Peg/Mike Ranger anal porn.


I still enjoy whacking off to the mother and eldest daughter out of The Thundermans. Recommended.
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