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But allso I feeled tha need to writ this coz ther is problems in our grate hobby. Wee shud All luv all wotches an support eech uther wen we get a new Grayel. But reecuntly I hav seen mor an mor HAYTERZ wich is bad for the hobby forums. It is not just TeeZ an the Pooists and the panwrist penis panadol manfisted Wop-wotch forums, ither. Evrywun knos they ar snobs but evun here at Wotchlards theres’ has been HAYTING. Sum members (not mentyuning eny Nayms) her think that ther Grasscuts Glasshooters Crasssluts Kraut-wotches or Gerald Pie Geraldo Perv Swiss-wotch’s are better than eny Invickta or Crouton or Deep-Blue. Wel that is just CRAP an makyks you a HAYTER so I writ the pooem below to fix tha hobbee.
I hope you all lick it.
HAYTI’N INVICTER CRAP
Dont’ you not see?
You are the Lite,
You give us Tite Kite Fite Hite... Lite.
Withut Your Valu-Payz
It wood be amaze-
How wood wee evar affor our fine Timepisses.
Wood yu still bee there for us?
Danyeel Mermaid Merman Mammary Mammal... Daniel from Crouton.
To by yur wotch Id’ had to sell my Footon,
Not much rimes with Crouton,
But its’ still an eezier rime tahn Mumble Mumbai Mummy... Croutons’ is Awesome!
Sum call Elviss the King!
But I say ‘Hell No!”
The real tru King is Eiyal Lay-Lo!
Id’ wood rather liv in the mareen pavillyin than Grassland,!
Who is ‘Da Man”?
Who will Save us?
Who is smarter than a Toucan?
Of course – its’ Mickey ‘The Rat’ Dayvus.
Wot he dus’nt not know
Abut wotches I allso donnt’ not know
Coz everything I know in this lark
I lern’d from SNBC an WG and Dayvus In The Dark.
To Tim Temble,
You are not as cool as them.
This bits’ a Hi-Koo.
He knows how it felt,
To get bone’d,
Too be aloned.
To be with Sharla ‘Gawjuss’ Rines,
But too stil be a virjun.
I too know...
(how that feels)
(to be a virjun, not too be with Sharla, but I hav imajined it meny times.
And It is HOT.
The hand fall’d off Yur Swiss Parts enjine,
You dont’ know tha day of the Week.
But you know abut fine Timepisses.
D’ont hate – Congratulate.
P.s.: Im’ am going too tell my roomate she has to pay more of tha water bill becoz she has too –two three or evun fore showers evry day coz she is on her period ragz. Then Im’ will hav more money for valuPayz.
If it thinks, it stinks