Watchlords

Malaysia will now jail anybody caught wearing rainbow Swatches:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-11/ ... /102716282

I, for one, applaud this move, and would like to see it extended to any of the ghey-arsed coloured dial watches that have been 'hyped' the last few years. Teals, baby blues, light pinks, pastel greens... you do the aesthetic crime, you do the time.

God I love that country.

As my friend David Letterman used to say: Hard to believe ladies and gentlemen. Hard to believe.

Seems a clean and orderly place.

Come and get me motherfuckers.

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:14pm

Come and get me motherfuckers.

I see at least five lifetime sentences there.

smellody wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:20pm

I see at least five lifetime sentences there.

Let's add a couple more.

To be fair, I was wearing grey ghey watches before it was illegal and hyped.

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:58pm

To be fair, I was wearing grey watches before it was illegal and hyped.

Ghey? Fiddlesticks! At least a few of those are dead butch.

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:58pm

To be fair, I was wearing grey watches before it was illegal and hyped.

Nothing wrong with grey watches

codguy wrote: ↑

August 11th 2023, 8:00am

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:58pm

To be fair, I was wearing grey watches before it was illegal and hyped.

Nothing wrong with grey watches

codguy wrote: ↑

August 11th 2023, 8:00am

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:58pm

To be fair, I was wearing grey watches before it was illegal and hyped.

Nothing wrong with grey watches

Ha! Damn autocorrect

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:14pm

Come and get me motherfuckers.

Love it! My collection needs more color.

nimbleboy wrote: ↑

August 11th 2023, 1:28pm

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:14pm

Come and get me motherfuckers.

Love it! My collection needs more color.

Thanks. Color is a lot of fun, I recommend it.

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:52pm

smellody wrote: ↑

August 10th 2023, 9:20pm

I see at least five lifetime sentences there.

Let's add a couple more.

Goddammit.

Invicta loses another key market and there was much rejoicing.