conjurer wrote: ↑
October 9th 2019, 4:48pm
MKTheVintageBloke wrote: ↑
October 9th 2019, 4:47pm
3600 bucks for a motherfucking 2824, with a dial that's basically the layout you'd find on a fucking moped? No fucking way. Fuck this pile of fucking shite.
You don't like it?
3600 bucks is sort of a lame offer for a scooter/moped dashboard strapped to the wrist. If to think of that, the same money can buy a scooter dashboard, with the rest of the scooter attached to it. Though even then, no fucking way, nothing scooter-related for me. Fuck these contraptions.
Blame it on me hating scooters as such. The day I tried to learn how to ride one of these things ended with my right knee - and a considerable part of my calf - covered in blood and dirt, and the inside of the calf with a nasty burn from the exhaust pipe. This had me let out a particularly loud and beefy "KUUUUURWAAAAA!," sounding like something between the call of a moose in the mating season and a wolf with a thorn in the arse, in the middle of some dusty watermelon field in the middle of the Greek island of Kos. The leg healed up with no traces left, but the hate for scooters remained. On that day, I've decided to never again ride a fucking motorbike, scooter, moped - whatever has only two wheels, and isn't a bicycle.