Is There Anything the Millennials Haven't Fucked Up?

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Re: Is There Anything the Millennials Haven't Fucked Up?

Post by smellody » November 1st 2025, 11:52am

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 They're also surprisingly sexually fluid. One day they're dead butch, the next they're getting punched in the seat. I have no issue with LGBTQRSTVAF folks, but make up your goddamn mind already.
Yep. And they expect you to keep up with the changing tide. Pick a fucking lane.
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Re: Is There Anything the Millennials Haven't Fucked Up?

Post by Nuvolari » November 4th 2025, 6:03pm

I spoke recently with one of my dearest pals and old roommate from college who is also on his first marriage and has two great adult daughters he loves and that make him proud… but, not UNcynical. He now lives in the SeaTac area and drives a badass Audi.

I had asked him, “…hey, man - how are ‘the girls’?”

And with a degree of snark that only Archie Bunker could appreciate - he sighs, and says,
“Welp… they’re still GAY!!” 😆
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Re: Is There Anything the Millennials Haven't Fucked Up?

Post by conjurer » November 4th 2025, 6:45pm

Nuvolari wrote: ↑
November 4th 2025, 6:03pm
 I spoke recently with one of my dearest pals and old roommate from college who is also on his first marriage and has two great adult daughters he loves and that make him proud… but, not UNcynical. He now lives in the SeaTac area and drives a badass Audi.

I had asked him, “…hey, man - how are ‘the girls’?”

And with a degree of snark that only Archie Bunker could appreciate - he sighs, and says,
“Welp… they’re still GAY!!” 😆
This is probably because most of the guys around here are incels.
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Re: Is There Anything the Millennials Haven't Fucked Up?

Post by conjurer » November 4th 2025, 6:47pm

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November 1st 2025, 10:42am
 Also, many of them don't drive motor cars and they think EVs are free to operate.

Delusional idiots.
True story. There's a young guy I work with, he's around twenty, I think, and still in college. He drives to work in a beat-up Ford SUV; he was telling me the other day that he wants a Dodge Charger. I was so grateful to hear this I nearly blew him.
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Post by Nuvolari » November 4th 2025, 8:49pm

Not that there’s anything wrong with that - but he likely would have appreciated such an effort, based on how the Charger is now an electric vehicle…


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Re: Is There Anything the Millennials Haven't Fucked Up?

Post by conjurer » November 4th 2025, 11:22pm

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November 4th 2025, 8:49pm
 Not that there’s anything wrong with that - but he likely would have appreciated such an effort, based on how the Charger is now an electric vehicle…



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Possibly, but C&D also sez:

The Charger comes exclusively with a twin-turbocharged inline-six called Hurricane, a version of which has already been available in the Jeep Wagoneer and Grand Wagoneer. The Sixpack S.O., as the engine is called, makes a healthy 420 horsepower. Going for the Scat Pack model unlocks the more powerful Sixpack H.O. engine, which boosts horsepower to 550 ponies.

If he showed up to work driving one of these bastards, I'd probably have a bruise on my chin from his nutsack banging against it.

Wait, did I type that out loud??
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