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Post by jason_recliner » April 7th 2022, 6:14pm

The TLDR... our model of the universe is almost certainly wrong! Now we need to correct it, and that might mean we finally know what dark matter and dark energy is. Or we may find something completely different to anything we currently understand.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/202 ... /100964330
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Post by Hawk » April 8th 2022, 8:04am

It effects you because the W-Boson interacts with bogons, the anti-particle to the clueon. Having more mass than previously believed means asymmetry in bogon / clueon annihilation. This means universal bogosity will eventually eliminate all clueons leaving nothing but bogus behind.

And that, my friend, means that the availability and pricing of steel Rolexes will only get more bogus.
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Post by 3Flushes » April 8th 2022, 3:14pm

Hawk wrote:
April 8th 2022, 8:04am
It effects you because the W-Boson interacts with bogons, the anti-particle to the clueon. Having more mass than previously believed means asymmetry in bogon / clueon annihilation. This means universal bogosity will eventually eliminate all clueons leaving nothing but bogus behind.

And that, my friend, means that the availability and pricing of steel Rolexes will only get more bogus.
Finally - an explanation for the masses.

Well done indeed, sir.
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Post by 3Flushes » April 10th 2022, 2:57pm

Falstaff wrote:
April 10th 2022, 12:40pm
It all comes down to existons and gravity - the affinity of the existing for the existing.
Perhaps this research will actually lead to the formulation of the second half of Einstein's equation - till then, our understanding of the universe is merely relative.
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Post by Hawk » April 10th 2022, 9:36pm

Right now I’d settle for bitch slapping the dweeb that decided that “flavor”, “color” and “spin” would be LESS confusing than any other alternative for properties that have no flavor, color or spin.

But it’s nice to know that theoretical physicists get drunk too.
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