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People who don't indicate untl the last minute, while you're waiting to turn out in front of them.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 22nd 2022, 8:37pm

People who don't indicate untl the last minute, while you're waiting to turn out in front of them.

That shit should result in the offender's castration.

Tudor reviews. How many times does anybody want to read that this microscopic variation "hits the sweet spot".

I’ll hit your sweet spot.

ocean wrote: ↑

March 18th 2022, 6:18pm

WatchCrunch fucking pussy ass bullshit wannabe forum!

I received an email today from a former member here who forwarded me the welcome letter he received. It was pointed out to me the line about snobbery which he related to us. given the juvenile topics I have heard about from there, perhaps they should all drop by here and learn what being an adult means.

DoctorIvey wrote: ↑

March 23rd 2022, 6:18am

I’ll hit your sweet spot.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Right in the sweet spot!

+1

"10 minute" recipes with 30 minutes of prep and 20 minutes of cleaning up.

Tuna in a can. Also includes Tuna Salad.
Americans using British slang
Drivers from PA not moving out of passing lanes in NJ. Same goes for NYC drivers.

Dr.Morningwood wrote: ↑

March 24th 2022, 4:02pm

Tuna in a can. Also includes Tuna Salad.
Americans using British slang
Drivers from PA not moving out of passing lanes in NJ. Same goes for NYC drivers.

Brilliant post, this! Makes me wish to unbutton my trousers, pull out my john thomas and have a wank, so it does!

"Facts!"

My grail watch

Bad boy

Have a nice day

Thank you for your service

Drivers stopping suddenly to let someone on a side-road in...when there is no traffic backed up. The choice to be randomy courteous to one driver is discourteous to everyone behind them and creates an increased risk of an accident.

bedlam wrote: ↑

March 25th 2022, 2:28am

Drivers stopping suddenly to let someone on a side-road in...when there is no traffic backed up. The choice to be randomy courteous to one driver is discourteous to everyone behind them and creates an increased risk of an accident.

Drivers that don't slow down to let me in when stuck in a side-road.

People on the treadmill holding on to the handrails while they walk.

People on the treadmill walking and not breaking a sweat.

People on the treadmill wasting their time not even getting into the cardio zone, while I can't get on a treadmill becasue they are all being used by people holding on to the handrails while they walk and people not breaking a sweat.

People who drive around and/or wait trying to get a car park at the gym close to the entrance. It's a gym. You're there to exercise. Park up the other end of the car park and walk the 100m to the door you fat lazy piece of crap.

Being stuck in a roundabout behind some jackass that can't figure out how to continue in their direction of travel and after 6 minutes wind up making a u-turn.

Motion activated faucets, soap and towel dispensers that don't activate except by the motion of walking away from the pieces of shit in disgust after having waved at them like a fucking fool for 3 minutes.

Cold food from the drivethru.

Assholes who ask to be checked out at the self check.

Threads about the Moonswatch.

Threads about whatever new Timex is out. That ship sailed in 1975, FFS.

When you pull on the tiny triangular tab to remove the seal from the orange juice container, and it tears an identically shaped tiny triangular hole in the seal, leaving 99.92% of the seal intact.

People who cover their food in salt prior to tasting it.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 27th 2022, 5:49pm

When you pull on the tiny triangular tab to remove the seal from the orange juice container, and it tears an identically shaped tiny triangular hole in the seal, leaving 99.92% of the seal intact.

Yes! I have a brand of long-life milk that I like to use when I go bush, but it does this at least half the time :-(

You know that white stripe in the left hand turn lane beyond which you shouldn’t drive your car?
The jackass who drives completely past it while you’re trying to negotiate a turn in a loaded semi, or worse in a tour bus with 65 passengers. Add to that the look he gives you as he seriously waits for you to somehow REVERSE it, presumably over that row of Subarus behind you.
That same jackass when he blocks the intersection as the light turns red and he’s in the middle of the intersection, with his bolt Zeus resting on the top of the steering wheel of his F 150, sun glinting off the 24k gold plating done on a molecular level, with a casual look on his resting jackass face as if he’s done nothing wrong.

"you do you"

"It is what it is"

" Those who know, know / if you know, you know"

Tupperware disappears into the office dishwasher, never to be seen again.

I will find you. And I will fuck you up.

People who need treadmill’s instead of simply walking/jogging around the block a half dozen times