Things I Can't Fucking Stand

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Post by koimaster » March 23rd 2022, 9:21am

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I received an email today from a former member here who forwarded me the welcome letter he received. It was pointed out to me the line about snobbery which he related to us. given the juvenile topics I have heard about from there, perhaps they should all drop by here and learn what being an adult means.
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Post by conjurer » March 24th 2022, 4:08pm

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Tuna in a can. Also includes Tuna Salad.
Americans using British slang
Drivers from PA not moving out of passing lanes in NJ. Same goes for NYC drivers.
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Post by bedlam » March 25th 2022, 2:28am

Drivers stopping suddenly to let someone on a side-road in...when there is no traffic backed up. The choice to be randomy courteous to one driver is discourteous to everyone behind them and creates an increased risk of an accident.
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Post by gerdson » March 25th 2022, 11:03pm

bedlam wrote:
March 25th 2022, 2:28am
Drivers stopping suddenly to let someone on a side-road in...when there is no traffic backed up. The choice to be randomy courteous to one driver is discourteous to everyone behind them and creates an increased risk of an accident.
Drivers that don't slow down to let me in when stuck in a side-road. :mrgreen:
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by jason_recliner » March 26th 2022, 12:49am

People on the treadmill holding on to the handrails while they walk.

People on the treadmill walking and not breaking a sweat.

People on the treadmill wasting their time not even getting into the cardio zone, while I can't get on a treadmill becasue they are all being used by people holding on to the handrails while they walk and people not breaking a sweat.

People who drive around and/or wait trying to get a car park at the gym close to the entrance. It's a gym. You're there to exercise. Park up the other end of the car park and walk the 100m to the door you fat lazy piece of crap.
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Post by 3Flushes » March 26th 2022, 2:35am

Being stuck in a roundabout behind some jackass that can't figure out how to continue in their direction of travel and after 6 minutes wind up making a u-turn.

Motion activated faucets, soap and towel dispensers that don't activate except by the motion of walking away from the pieces of shit in disgust after having waved at them like a fucking fool for 3 minutes.

Cold food from the drivethru.

Assholes who ask to be checked out at the self check.
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by bedlam » March 28th 2022, 4:05am

jason_recliner wrote:
March 27th 2022, 5:49pm
When you pull on the tiny triangular tab to remove the seal from the orange juice container, and it tears an identically shaped tiny triangular hole in the seal, leaving 99.92% of the seal intact.
Yes! I have a brand of long-life milk that I like to use when I go bush, but it does this at least half the time :-(
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Post by DoctorIvey » March 28th 2022, 7:39am

You know that white stripe in the left hand turn lane beyond which you shouldn’t drive your car?
The jackass who drives completely past it while you’re trying to negotiate a turn in a loaded semi, or worse in a tour bus with 65 passengers. Add to that the look he gives you as he seriously waits for you to somehow REVERSE it, presumably over that row of Subarus behind you.
That same jackass when he blocks the intersection as the light turns red and he’s in the middle of the intersection, with his bolt Zeus resting on the top of the steering wheel of his F 150, sun glinting off the 24k gold plating done on a molecular level, with a casual look on his resting jackass face as if he’s done nothing wrong.
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