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Post by svaglic » March 12th 2022, 8:34pm

Those stupid Why no love for (insert any watch brand here) threads at WUS. There is at least one for every brand of watch out there.

Between those and the what should I wear threads, I cringe a lot at WUS.
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Post by jason_recliner » March 12th 2022, 8:42pm

svaglic wrote: ↑
March 12th 2022, 8:34pm
 Those stupid Why no love for (insert any watch brand here) threads at WUS. There is at least one for every brand of watch out there.

Between those and the what should I wear threads, I cringe a lot at WUS.
Hehehehe

Yes, it's getting close to "XYZ is so underrated". Would be funny to see a WNLF Rolex or WNLF Seiko thread! Geek brains exploding everywhere.

By the way your new avatar is awesome. Fucking gold!
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Post by jason_recliner » March 14th 2022, 4:26am

People who stand with their trolley by the alcohol wipe dispenser, blocking access to it while they wipe down their trolley. Leave your trolley some distance from the dispener, grab a couple of wipes, then walk the fuck away to your trolley.
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Post by jason_recliner » March 14th 2022, 5:12pm

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Curling
Don't get me started on fucking Curling. I'm a pretty reasonable guy, I take it easy, I don't lose my temper very often. But if I see curling on TV, or hear strangers talking about it, I fucking lose my shit. I pulled the plug on one of the screens at the local because it was advertised as on next. Better than glassing somebody.
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Post by jason_recliner » March 14th 2022, 7:35pm

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 Curling is the only Olympic sport where I could see the contestants actually swigging a few beers in between their 'shots'.
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It's like cricket 30 years ago.
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Post by conjurer » March 14th 2022, 7:35pm

I really hate the way commercials and whatnot show the spokesman looking directly into the camera, then cutting away to a slightly different angle where the spokesman is looking away from the camera, then cutting back to the direct shot. It's fucking infuriating, like they think the viewer will lapse into a fucking coma if they hold a shot for more than three seconds.
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Post by jason_recliner » March 14th 2022, 7:43pm

conjurer wrote: ↑
March 14th 2022, 7:35pm
 I really hate the way commercials and whatnot show the spokesman looking directly into the camera, then cutting away to a slightly different angle where the spokesman is looking away from the camera, then cutting back to the direct shot. It's fucking infuriating, like they think the viewer will lapse into a fucking coma if they hold a shot for more than three seconds.
I fucking hate that. It's supposed to impart an air of informality, as if the subject is having a conversation with the viewer (and others) rather than being paid to sell a product.

"Oooh, look! It's my friend inside the televidium-box again!"

Fuck off.
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Post by conjurer » March 14th 2022, 7:48pm

I can't fucking stand people who drive those stupid mini-city cars aggressively. I had one of those cocksuckers fucking pass me on the highway the other day. I was zipping along in the fast lane at 70, and suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, this jagoff in a fucking city car buzzes by me like a hornet. I really wanted to force the fucker off the road and onto a fucking slab.

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Post by smellody » March 14th 2022, 9:01pm

conjurer wrote: ↑
March 14th 2022, 7:48pm
 I can't fucking stand people who drive those stupid mini-city cars aggressively. I had one of those cocksuckers fucking pass me on the highway the other day. I was zipping along in the fast lane at 70, and suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, this jagoff in a fucking city car buzzes by me like a hornet. I really wanted to force the fucker off the road and onto a fucking slab.

Cocksucker.

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Post by jason_recliner » March 17th 2022, 8:29pm

Threads about getting "the call". A saleperson working at a shop calls to tell you your watch is in. Who the fuck wants to read about that?

The Three Stooges. Were people that fucking stupid 80 years ago?
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Post by conjurer » March 17th 2022, 10:44pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
March 17th 2022, 8:29pm
 Threads about getting "the call". A saleperson working at a shop calls to tell you your watch is in. Who the fuck wants to read about that?

The Three Stooges. Were people that fucking stupid 80 years ago?
Hee hee he--whoa, hold the fucking phone. You can't stand The Three fucking Stooges??? What are you, some kind of commie like Carl or what?! You ask the average American male who were the three most important Americans, they'd reply, Abraham Lincoln, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., and Moe.

This aggression will not stand, man.

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Post by smellody » March 18th 2022, 6:57am

conjurer wrote: ↑
March 17th 2022, 10:44pm
jason_recliner wrote: ↑
March 17th 2022, 8:29pm
 Threads about getting "the call". A saleperson working at a shop calls to tell you your watch is in. Who the fuck wants to read about that?

The Three Stooges. Were people that fucking stupid 80 years ago?
Hee hee he--whoa, hold the fucking phone. You can't stand The Three fucking Stooges??? What are you, some kind of commie like Carl or what?! You ask the average American male who were the three most important Americans, they'd reply, Abraham Lincoln, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., and Moe.

This aggression will not stand, man.

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Post by koimaster » March 18th 2022, 11:57pm

ocean wrote: ↑
March 18th 2022, 6:18pm
 WatchCrunch fucking pussy ass bullshit wannabe forum!
Kind of like geeks and wit rolled into one it seems.
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by jason_recliner » March 19th 2022, 1:00am

koimaster wrote: ↑
March 18th 2022, 11:57pm
ocean wrote: ↑
March 18th 2022, 6:18pm
 WatchCrunch fucking pussy ass bullshit wannabe forum!
Kind of like geeks and wit rolled into one it seems.
I quite like it. It's analagous to a microcosm of America:

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