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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand
Johnny the Boy and the Toecutter would have yanked that arsehole into the street and shot him with a double-barreled twelve-bore shotgun. The fuck's wrong with you fucking Australian pussies??jason_recliner wrote: ↑May 17th 2023, 9:51pmYeah, nah. An 'Extra Toastie' isn't a thing. If it's not a toastie, it's just a sandwich.bedlam wrote: ↑May 17th 2023, 9:27pmRelated to this, buying toasties that aren't toasty. A ham and cheese toastie is heaven on a stick...until you bite into one and the middle is cold and the cheese unmelted. I'm looking at you Aroma Cafe.jason_recliner wrote: ↑May 17th 2023, 7:24pm2/3 toasted toast. Not 2/3 toasted because it needs to be toasted longer. 2/3 toasted because my housemate's toaster is too short to toast the entire slice. I was going to express my disappointment and anger about the poor quality toaster by writing on a Post-it note in angry red pen and sticking it to the side of the toaster but the message took several post-it notes and wouldn't fit because the toaster is so stupidly short.
I went back and they said "oh, you should ask for it to be extra toasted". Like WTF?? There is no logic to that
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