Things I Can't Fucking Stand

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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by conjurer » May 17th 2023, 10:39pm

jason_recliner wrote:
May 17th 2023, 9:51pm
bedlam wrote:
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May 17th 2023, 7:24pm
2/3 toasted toast. Not 2/3 toasted because it needs to be toasted longer. 2/3 toasted because my housemate's toaster is too short to toast the entire slice. I was going to express my disappointment and anger about the poor quality toaster by writing on a Post-it note in angry red pen and sticking it to the side of the toaster but the message took several post-it notes and wouldn't fit because the toaster is so stupidly short.
Related to this, buying toasties that aren't toasty. A ham and cheese toastie is heaven on a stick...until you bite into one and the middle is cold and the cheese unmelted. I'm looking at you Aroma Cafe.

I went back and they said "oh, you should ask for it to be extra toasted". Like WTF?? There is no logic to that :dssd:
Yeah, nah. An 'Extra Toastie' isn't a thing. If it's not a toastie, it's just a sandwich.
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by jason_recliner » May 18th 2023, 3:53am

The labels of the Coles Sugar-Free Pineapple Flavoured Soft Drink and the Coles Pineapple Flavoured Soft Drink are almost identical. I had several mouthfuls of the Coles Pineapple Flavoured Soft Drink before I realised and poured it down the sink. Luckily I had a spare Coles Sugar-Free Pineapple Flavoured Soft Drink in the pantry.
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by smellody » May 18th 2023, 8:48am

jason_recliner wrote:
May 18th 2023, 3:53am
Coles Sugar-Free Pineapple Flavoured Soft Drink
That shit looks refreshing.

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NO SUGAR
INGREDIENTS: Carbonated Water, Food Acid (330), Natural Flavouring, Natural Colour (Lutein), Sweeteners (951, 950), Preservative (211).

REGULAR
INGREDIENTS: Carbonated Water, SUGAR, Natural Colours (Safflower Extract, 163), Food Acid (330), Natural Flavours, Preservative (211).
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by jason_recliner » May 18th 2023, 2:31pm

smellody wrote:
May 18th 2023, 8:48am
jason_recliner wrote:
May 18th 2023, 3:53am
Coles Sugar-Free Pineapple Flavoured Soft Drink
That shit looks refreshing.

Image

NO SUGAR
INGREDIENTS: Carbonated Water, Food Acid (330), Natural Flavouring, Natural Colour (Lutein), Sweeteners (951, 950), Preservative (211).

REGULAR
INGREDIENTS: Carbonated Water, SUGAR, Natural Colours (Safflower Extract, 163), Food Acid (330), Natural Flavours, Preservative (211).
It's nectar from Eros.
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Post by 3Flushes » July 24th 2023, 6:58pm

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July 24th 2023, 2:32pm
Ebay sellers who offer "make an offer" but never respond. . .
+ me goddammit.

Some'a those run for years. There ought to be a time limit after the expiration of which the seller then required to accept an offer, by golly.
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Post by Mark1 » July 24th 2023, 9:54pm

Watch sellers who request payment via pay pal, and then ask you to send the money friends & family. If you use their service pay for it tight ass.
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by jason_recliner » Yesterday, 7:00pm

"Can I get..."

It's "May I please have..." or, if you can't bring yourself to be decent to a low-paid service worker, as a bare minimum, "Can I please have...", you arrogant self-absorbed piece of shit.

It's my long-term dream to get back into hospitality. Any customer who says to me "Can I get a..." will be told in no uncertain terms to "go and get fucked."
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