Things I Can't Fucking Stand

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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by conjurer » March 26th 2023, 11:22pm

smellody wrote:
March 26th 2023, 8:50pm
jason_recliner wrote:
March 26th 2023, 6:41pm
People using paper towels or disinfectant wipes to use door handles and/or security touch pads at the office.

People wearing masks.
Agree
I still have a lot of people coming into my store wearing masks. This I have no issue with; while I seldom (or, really, never) wear masks anymore, I often see folks wearing masks incorrectly. Generally, they often have their large snoozes out, or even under their mouths, as if they are worried about chin-COVID. Now, I've worn masks (correctly) for two years, and have more Moderna vaccines in my veins than blood, and I've never gotten the bug, and actually pity the poor COVID viruses that try to infect me, the cocksuckers. But, if you're still worried about the 'Rona, then wear your masks correctly, you stupid fucking bastards.
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Post by 3Flushes » March 28th 2023, 4:55pm

conjurer wrote:
March 26th 2023, 11:22pm
smellody wrote:
March 26th 2023, 8:50pm
jason_recliner wrote:
March 26th 2023, 6:41pm
People using paper towels or disinfectant wipes to use door handles and/or security touch pads at the office.

People wearing masks.
Agree
... if you're still worried about the 'Rona, then wear your masks correctly, you stupid fucking bastards.
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Post by jason_recliner » April 22nd 2023, 5:26pm

Women at the gym using a tissue to hold the dumbbells. Wash your hands after your workout. And do your best to resist licking your palms between sets for fucks sake.

Not being sexist here, I've never seen a man do this.
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by bedlam » April 22nd 2023, 6:06pm

jason_recliner wrote:
April 22nd 2023, 5:29pm
Android autocorrect pretending like it doesn't know naughty words. And having an American perception and understanding of what naughty is. 'Nude' isn't a naughty word for fucks sake.
Yeah, US corporate words are in there though. 'McDonalds' is included by default but I have to add 'poo'. Clearly been put together from a very distinct world view.

Same thing in the Sims game. When you build a character it asks you if the character stands to go to the toilet or if they can make milk, rather than if they have a penis or breasts. It's bizarre.
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Post by Milfrider » April 29th 2023, 10:25am

conjurer wrote:
March 26th 2023, 11:22pm
smellody wrote:
March 26th 2023, 8:50pm
jason_recliner wrote:
March 26th 2023, 6:41pm
People using paper towels or disinfectant wipes to use door handles and/or security touch pads at the office.

People wearing masks.
Agree
I still have a lot of people coming into my store wearing masks. This I have no issue with; while I seldom (or, really, never) wear masks anymore, I often see folks wearing masks incorrectly. Generally, they often have their large snoozes out, or even under their mouths, as if they are worried about chin-COVID. Now, I've worn masks (correctly) for two years, and have more Moderna vaccines in my veins than blood, and I've never gotten the bug, and actually pity the poor COVID viruses that try to infect me, the cocksuckers. But, if you're still worried about the 'Rona, then wear your masks correctly, you stupid fucking bastards.
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Post by Nuvolari » April 30th 2023, 1:15pm

What’s with the flag flying octogenarian’s driving big ass pick-up trucks that they can never seem to manage to park within the painted lines without backing up all other traffic. It’s always fucking empty anyway. Big cab, long bed…yet it’s empty because you’re all alone you fuck
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Post by bedlam » May 1st 2023, 3:02am

Nuvolari wrote:
April 30th 2023, 1:15pm
What’s with the flag flying octogenarian’s driving big ass pick-up trucks that they can never seem to manage to park within the painted lines without backing up all other traffic. It’s always fucking empty anyway. Big cab, long bed…yet it’s empty because you’re all alone you fuck
Yeah, these emotional support vehicles are appearing the Oz too. Stupidly big, hard to park, expensive to run, negates other cars safety systems, crushes pedestrians, don't fit under the max height of multi-story car parks once you have a roof rack on them. If you aren't towing or moving big loads they are dumb, but some people really need to compensate for their little penis.
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by bedlam » May 7th 2023, 11:37pm

Constant fucking OS, software and app updates.

It feels like some programmes update more often than I actually use them, so every time I open them they are flagging an update. Of course the update breaks some function and has to be updated again...and around and around.

I have a laptop and tablet for work, a PC at home and a phone. Between them all it feels like a part-time job keeping things working.
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by svaglic » May 10th 2023, 2:03pm

Nuvolari wrote:
April 30th 2023, 1:15pm
What’s with the flag flying octogenarian’s driving big ass pick-up trucks that they can never seem to manage to park within the painted lines without backing up all other traffic. It’s always fucking empty anyway. Big cab, long bed…yet it’s empty because you’re all alone you fuck
Put a note under their wiper blade; Nice truck, sorry about your dick.
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by conjurer » May 10th 2023, 2:37pm

svaglic wrote:
May 10th 2023, 2:03pm
Nuvolari wrote:
April 30th 2023, 1:15pm
What’s with the flag flying octogenarian’s driving big ass pick-up trucks that they can never seem to manage to park within the painted lines without backing up all other traffic. It’s always fucking empty anyway. Big cab, long bed…yet it’s empty because you’re all alone you fuck
Put a note under their wiper blade; Nice truck, sorry about your dick.
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