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Post by bedlam » May 18th 2022, 12:01am

conjurer wrote:
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Colour, You mean? Or colourwise? Well, nevvuh mind.
This is the breastest thread. Evvuh. Now go read it in good health, bro.
https://www.wordnik.com/words/colorway
Colorway--or, misspelt, colourway, is totally fucking ghey, and I regret even typed those words. Goddamn it.
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Post by bedlam » June 27th 2022, 8:31pm

Liquid condiments in sachet packets.

Cos you know they are gonna rip open in the worst way and the contents will go everywhere.
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Post by conjurer » June 27th 2022, 10:19pm

bedlam wrote:
June 27th 2022, 8:31pm
Liquid condiments in sachet packets.

Cos you know they are gonna rip open in the worst way and the contents will go everywhere.
Interestingly, some time ago I came up with a swell idea--everybody gets those packets when ordering takeout food, a handful in every bag. Why not start a non-profit where folks can donate those packets, to feed the homeless? I even came up with a name and a tagline: Condiments For Christ. Remember, Your Trash Is Their Salad!

This is a swell idea because it costs you basically nothing, you'll have a fine feeling of yourself when you donate your ketchup packets, and it will help feed the homeless--although, admittedly, not very well.
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Post by jason_recliner » June 28th 2022, 12:24am

conjurer wrote:
June 27th 2022, 10:19pm
bedlam wrote:
June 27th 2022, 8:31pm
Liquid condiments in sachet packets.

Cos you know they are gonna rip open in the worst way and the contents will go everywhere.
Interestingly, some time ago I came up with a swell idea--everybody gets those packets when ordering takeout food, a handful in every bag. Why not start a non-profit where folks can donate those packets, to feed the homeless? I even came up with a name and a tagline: Condiments For Christ. Remember, Your Trash Is Their Salad!

This is a swell idea because it costs you basically nothing, you'll have a fine feeling of yourself when you donate your ketchup packets, and it will help feed the homeless--although, admittedly, not very well.
That's an excellent idea. After consuming the contents they could use the sachets as - admittedly, very small - space blankets during winter.
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Post by smellody » June 30th 2022, 7:41pm

jason_recliner wrote:
June 28th 2022, 12:24am
conjurer wrote:
June 27th 2022, 10:19pm
bedlam wrote:
June 27th 2022, 8:31pm
Liquid condiments in sachet packets.

Cos you know they are gonna rip open in the worst way and the contents will go everywhere.
Interestingly, some time ago I came up with a swell idea--everybody gets those packets when ordering takeout food, a handful in every bag. Why not start a non-profit where folks can donate those packets, to feed the homeless? I even came up with a name and a tagline: Condiments For Christ. Remember, Your Trash Is Their Salad!

This is a swell idea because it costs you basically nothing, you'll have a fine feeling of yourself when you donate your ketchup packets, and it will help feed the homeless--although, admittedly, not very well.
That's an excellent idea. After consuming the contents they could use the sachets as - admittedly, very small - space blankets during winter.
I greatly appreciate these contributions. I feel we could resolve the welfare state with this kind of sensible reform. Well done. I'd add the unopened packets could also be used as tiny pillows providing a place where they could always lay their heads.
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Post by Nuvolari » June 30th 2022, 8:36pm

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People who get into minor accidents and leave their cars in the middle of traffic while they exchange information.
^^absol-damn-utley!

Also, people who make a big deal out of it when I spray the homeless with Fabreze. It’s rude.

Not everyone loves the smell of beef-jerky farts and urine, okay?
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Post by jason_recliner » June 30th 2022, 10:21pm

smellody wrote:
June 30th 2022, 7:41pm
jason_recliner wrote:
June 28th 2022, 12:24am
conjurer wrote:
June 27th 2022, 10:19pm
bedlam wrote:
June 27th 2022, 8:31pm
Liquid condiments in sachet packets.

Cos you know they are gonna rip open in the worst way and the contents will go everywhere.
Interestingly, some time ago I came up with a swell idea--everybody gets those packets when ordering takeout food, a handful in every bag. Why not start a non-profit where folks can donate those packets, to feed the homeless? I even came up with a name and a tagline: Condiments For Christ. Remember, Your Trash Is Their Salad!

This is a swell idea because it costs you basically nothing, you'll have a fine feeling of yourself when you donate your ketchup packets, and it will help feed the homeless--although, admittedly, not very well.
That's an excellent idea. After consuming the contents they could use the sachets as - admittedly, very small - space blankets during winter.
I greatly appreciate these contributions. I feel we could resolve the welfare state with this kind of sensible reform. Well done. I'd add the unopened packets could also be used as tiny pillows providing a place where they could always lay their heads.
More utter brilliance! The homeless people will likely have tiny, emaciated, under-sized pinheads anyway, from mainly eating donated sachets of condiments.
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Post by conjurer » June 30th 2022, 10:30pm

jason_recliner wrote:
June 30th 2022, 10:21pm
smellody wrote:
June 30th 2022, 7:41pm
jason_recliner wrote:
June 28th 2022, 12:24am
conjurer wrote:
June 27th 2022, 10:19pm
bedlam wrote:
June 27th 2022, 8:31pm
Liquid condiments in sachet packets.

Cos you know they are gonna rip open in the worst way and the contents will go everywhere.
Interestingly, some time ago I came up with a swell idea--everybody gets those packets when ordering takeout food, a handful in every bag. Why not start a non-profit where folks can donate those packets, to feed the homeless? I even came up with a name and a tagline: Condiments For Christ. Remember, Your Trash Is Their Salad!

This is a swell idea because it costs you basically nothing, you'll have a fine feeling of yourself when you donate your ketchup packets, and it will help feed the homeless--although, admittedly, not very well.
That's an excellent idea. After consuming the contents they could use the sachets as - admittedly, very small - space blankets during winter.
I greatly appreciate these contributions. I feel we could resolve the welfare state with this kind of sensible reform. Well done. I'd add the unopened packets could also be used as tiny pillows providing a place where they could always lay their heads.
More utter brilliance! The homeless people will likely have tiny, emaciated, under-sized pinheads anyway, from mainly eating donated sachets of condiments.
Condiments for Christ lives! You see, even though most of you stupid bastards thought that I was (correctly, actually) a total fucking asshole, I came up with a great idea! I'm an idea man!
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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by smellody » June 30th 2022, 10:34pm

conjurer wrote:
June 30th 2022, 10:30pm
jason_recliner wrote:
June 30th 2022, 10:21pm
smellody wrote:
June 30th 2022, 7:41pm
jason_recliner wrote:
June 28th 2022, 12:24am
conjurer wrote:
June 27th 2022, 10:19pm
bedlam wrote:
June 27th 2022, 8:31pm
Liquid condiments in sachet packets.

Cos you know they are gonna rip open in the worst way and the contents will go everywhere.
Interestingly, some time ago I came up with a swell idea--everybody gets those packets when ordering takeout food, a handful in every bag. Why not start a non-profit where folks can donate those packets, to feed the homeless? I even came up with a name and a tagline: Condiments For Christ. Remember, Your Trash Is Their Salad!

This is a swell idea because it costs you basically nothing, you'll have a fine feeling of yourself when you donate your ketchup packets, and it will help feed the homeless--although, admittedly, not very well.
That's an excellent idea. After consuming the contents they could use the sachets as - admittedly, very small - space blankets during winter.
I greatly appreciate these contributions. I feel we could resolve the welfare state with this kind of sensible reform. Well done. I'd add the unopened packets could also be used as tiny pillows providing a place where they could always lay their heads.
More utter brilliance! The homeless people will likely have tiny, emaciated, under-sized pinheads anyway, from mainly eating donated sachets of condiments.
Condiments for Christ lives! You see, even though most of you stupid bastards thought that I was (correctly, actually) a total fucking asshole, I came up with a great idea! I'm an idea man!
Agree, you are a big picture/innovator man!

Another consideration, as condiments are primarily vinegar based, the condiments are likely nonGMO, vegan, vegetarian, and support the American farmer.
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Post by conjurer » June 30th 2022, 10:58pm

smellody wrote:
June 30th 2022, 10:34pm
conjurer wrote:
June 30th 2022, 10:30pm
jason_recliner wrote:
June 30th 2022, 10:21pm
smellody wrote:
June 30th 2022, 7:41pm
jason_recliner wrote:
June 28th 2022, 12:24am
conjurer wrote:
June 27th 2022, 10:19pm
bedlam wrote:
June 27th 2022, 8:31pm
Liquid condiments in sachet packets.

Cos you know they are gonna rip open in the worst way and the contents will go everywhere.
Interestingly, some time ago I came up with a swell idea--everybody gets those packets when ordering takeout food, a handful in every bag. Why not start a non-profit where folks can donate those packets, to feed the homeless? I even came up with a name and a tagline: Condiments For Christ. Remember, Your Trash Is Their Salad!

This is a swell idea because it costs you basically nothing, you'll have a fine feeling of yourself when you donate your ketchup packets, and it will help feed the homeless--although, admittedly, not very well.
That's an excellent idea. After consuming the contents they could use the sachets as - admittedly, very small - space blankets during winter.
I greatly appreciate these contributions. I feel we could resolve the welfare state with this kind of sensible reform. Well done. I'd add the unopened packets could also be used as tiny pillows providing a place where they could always lay their heads.
More utter brilliance! The homeless people will likely have tiny, emaciated, under-sized pinheads anyway, from mainly eating donated sachets of condiments.
Condiments for Christ lives! You see, even though most of you stupid bastards thought that I was (correctly, actually) a total fucking asshole, I came up with a great idea! I'm an idea man!
Agree, you are a big picture/innovator man!

Another consideration, as condiments are primarily vinegar based, the condiments are likely nonGMO, vegan, vegetarian, and support the American farmer.
Quite so. I hadn't even considered this. but there you go. I haven't had too many homeless clowns fucking assholes jerkoff poor down-trodden fuckheads worried about cage-free, non-GMO vegan whateverthefuck, but if they do, I can say "Listen up, my good man, these sachets (packets of fucking mustard) are cage-free, non-GMO, vegan, whateverthefuck, good for the planet, blah blah blah. Look, you fucking mutt, you're homeless. You got no choice. Eat this shit and shut the fuck up, you fucking clown. You don't like it, then go find a job and feed yourself, you fucking loser."

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Re: Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by Nuvolari » July 1st 2022, 11:52am

conjurer wrote:
June 30th 2022, 10:58pm

“…Look, you fucking mutt, you're homeless. You got no choice. Eat this shit and shut the fuck up, you fucking clown. You don't like it, then go find a job and feed yourself, you fucking loser."
“…you’re like all the typical slaves to the grid, maaan.

I mean, like, would it kill you to offer me at least something that is kosher?

I mean, like, thanks for nothin’, man. I can’t eat this, none of this is KOSHER. That’s pretty selfish of you… I made a commitment, but you wouldn’t know what that’s like, man.

Now, if you’ll excuse me - I was trying to take a crap on the sidewalk - but all these ‘do-gooders’ keep interrupting me!”
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