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Inconsiderate people who can’t remain quiet while walking down the hallway of a hotel

The prices on ammo

People who drive like fucking assholes during/after the pandemic. Now, I'm not talking about folks who own performance cars who drive, well, slightly over the speed limit; I'm talking about jerkoffs who drive at 130mph through and around traffic like, well, fucking assholes.

Hey, guys, it's not On the fucking Beach over here. It's not the end of the fucking world. Get your heads out of your fucking asses and slow the fuck down.

When you go to use the sticky tape and the previous user didn't fold the end up into a neat little tab. So then it takes several minutes to find the end. And then when you finally find it it's stuck down real good, so you have to pick at it with your fingernails. And you get the gum under your nails. And then you finally get some purchase on the end and pull, and the tape tears longitudinally, giving you a strip of tape that starts at 3mm wide then tapers down to 0. So now you've got TWO ends that are impossible to see and stuck down real good.

^^^That's undoubtedly why tape dispensers were invented...

Sitting at a red light waiting to make a right turn when some a-hole in a high profile vehicle - usually a chucklehead in a two story pickup truck - pulls up on your left and stops 4 feet beyond the stop line completely obstructing your view of traffic thus preventing your ability to take advantage of one of the best traffic laws ever written to expedite traffic. Making a right turn on red, that is.

Buses - particularly being stuck right behind them as traffic behind you peels out to the left and around leaving you trapped behind the godammed thing..

People who have new cars with built in cell phones that still drive holding their phone up to their face. I can only conclude that they are too stupid to link their phone to the car and probably shouldnt even be driving.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 12th 2022, 12:46pm

Hundred percent.

Literally.

On point.

The feels.

On trend.

Absolutely!

idiots who sit at a red light at an intersection who can turn onto the one way but sit there like chipmunks.

Idiots who text and drive. Saw that today, jerk pulls out in front of me, slows down, looks at phone while swerving in and out of the traffic lane, hits person in median and tries to take off.

Women who get abused by men, yelled at, spit at, called names and then take the abusers back.

People who get into minor accidents and leave their cars in the middle of traffic while they exchange information.

Planks who can't differentiate amongst: 2; too, two, II, and to too.

People using aloominum and newkyuhla as if they were actual words.

smellody wrote: ↑

April 6th 2022, 3:44pm

Planks who can't differentiate amongst: 2; too, two, II, and to too.

Me two.

Chuckleberries who call a three mile final with two other aircraft already established in the published traffic pattern.

Xhamster videos that end before the money shot.

Another traffic infraction, people who cant make proper right hand turns going around the corner into the far left lane. They do it on left hand turns into the far right lane also but not quite as much for some reason.

On wrist.

It's on the wrist. The wrist.

You knob-end.

bedlam wrote: ↑

April 6th 2022, 5:38pm

People using aloominum and newkyuhla as if they were actual words.

smellody wrote: ↑

April 6th 2022, 3:44pm

Planks who can't differentiate amongst: 2; too, two, II, and to too.

You missed the Oxford comma.

Contracts have fallen on that.

"Colorways". Its just fucking colors.

Colour, You mean? Or colourwise? Well, nevvuh mind.
This is the breastest thread. Evvuh. Now go read it in good health, bro.

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 6th 2022, 10:50pm

Xhamster videos that end before the money shot.

Why...just mean. Plain and simple

Bigjimzlll wrote: ↑

May 13th 2022, 9:31pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 6th 2022, 10:50pm

Xhamster videos that end before the money shot.

Why...just mean. Plain and simple

Yeah, right??

gerdson wrote: ↑

May 13th 2022, 12:38pm

Colour, You mean? Or colourwise? Well, nevvuh mind.
This is the breastest thread. Evvuh. Now go read it in good health, bro.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/colorway

codguy wrote: ↑

April 5th 2022, 10:07am

Inconsiderate people who can’t remain quiet while walking down the hallway of a hotel

Or stop outside your room to have a loud extended conversation on their phone.

bedlam wrote: ↑

May 14th 2022, 3:57am

gerdson wrote: ↑

May 13th 2022, 12:38pm

Colour, You mean? Or colourwise? Well, nevvuh mind.
This is the breastest thread. Evvuh. Now go read it in good health, bro.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/colorway

Colorway--or, misspelt, colourway, is totally fucking ghey, and I regret even typed those words. Goddamn it.