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People who wear masks when they don't have to.
The term "hype watch".
"On wrist". It's on the wrist you dopey limey fuckstain.
A good value. It's just good value, you useless wad, it's not a fucking noun.
RAT test. It's not a Rapid Antigen Test test. The only reason I'm not kerb stomping you right now is I need the money that would otherwise be blown on the legal proceedings.
People who call soccer football.
The term "reassuringly expensive".
Using "insane" because you're too fucking dull to recall an appropriate adjective.
'YouTubers' posing as sources of watch knowledge.
Budget Direct. Why the fuck is some ugly weak little limey bastard fuck in a vest trying to sell me insurance here in western Australia. And how the fuck did you get in my YouTube feed in addition to every form of mainstream media to which I'm exposed? Fuck off you stupid little dipshit. If I've had a few pints and I see you I will crack your kneecap. I don't even care about the legal expenses. It would be worth it. My shutters can wait.
Management buzz words, but "socialise" in particular (only because that's what's currently infecting the organisation that employs me). You're going to tell people about something. If you want to get technical (and accurate), you're going to disseminate. How about I socialise dislocating four of your knuckles?
The term colour way.
If it thinks, it stinks