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Things I Can't Fucking Stand

Post by jason_recliner » March 12th 2022, 3:10am

This will be further populated as required, but for now:

People who wear masks when they don't have to.

The term "hype watch".

"On wrist". It's on the wrist you dopey limey fuckstain.

A good value. It's just good value, you useless wad, it's not a fucking noun.

RAT test. It's not a Rapid Antigen Test test. The only reason I'm not kerb stomping you right now is I need the money that would otherwise be blown on the legal proceedings.

People who call soccer football.

The term "reassuringly expensive".

Using "insane" because you're too fucking dull to recall an appropriate adjective.

Reality TV

VW

'YouTubers' posing as sources of watch knowledge.

Invicta

Budget Direct. Why the fuck is some ugly weak little limey bastard fuck in a vest trying to sell me insurance here in western Australia. And how the fuck did you get in my YouTube feed in addition to every form of mainstream media to which I'm exposed? Fuck off you stupid little dipshit. If I've had a few pints and I see you I will crack your kneecap. I don't even care about the legal expenses. It would be worth it. My shutters can wait.

Management buzz words, but "socialise" in particular (only because that's what's currently infecting the organisation that employs me). You're going to tell people about something. If you want to get technical (and accurate), you're going to disseminate. How about I socialise dislocating four of your knuckles?

The term colour way.
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Post by DoctorIvey » March 12th 2022, 6:34am

I’ll add this: all the people who use the wrong word because they think it sounds smart. Then, the meaning of the word actually changes, and they’re right.
“I’m interested in trying this new toothpaste doc, but worried about how it will impact my molars.”
Also, peppering speech with the words sustainable, robust, empowering, diverse, etc. just to fit in and stave off a lynching from the woke mob.
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Post by jason_recliner » March 12th 2022, 10:33am

The bespoke unit

People - usually but not exclusively limey fuckstains - who claim that something is vulgar, as if they are somehow an arbitrator of good taste.

Anybody who thinks they have good taste. You might not like something but guess what? Nobody else give a fuck. Now fuck off.
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Post by svaglic » March 12th 2022, 10:40am

Which Invicta Hydromax should I wear with my tuxedo?

WUS is full of dip shit posts of what watch should I wear threads
Which watch should I wear to pet my dog
Which watch should I wear to bury the canary
Which watch should I wear to the hardware store….. AD NAUSEAM

If they got rid of those types of threads, it would free up tons of space and be a half way decent forum.
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Post by jason_recliner » March 12th 2022, 10:47am

Stating that something you happen to like is"underrated". Yeah, you're such a genius with such impeccable taste that only you recognise how good something is. Fuck off.

Porn videos where when you drag the little video progress slider thing along, it doesn't give you a preview of what's going on, so you don't know what part of the video you're dragging the slider thing to, if that makes sense. Probably an issue in other non-porn videos as well. But yeah, definitely sucks in porn videos.

Not knowing the terminology required to describe something clearly and succinctly.
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Post by smellody » March 12th 2022, 12:58pm

jason_recliner wrote:
March 12th 2022, 12:48pm
Michael McIntyre.

Ricky Gervais.

Kevin Hart.

Chris Rock.

Any of the Russells.
Bobby Flay

Tiger Woods

Lead singer of that country band that always puts his finger to his ear (rascal flatts) and their music

Chip whatever that previous coach from UofO

Hipsters

Men who wear beards, dress as lumberjacks, and can't change a tire or oil
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Post by smellody » March 12th 2022, 12:59pm

smellody wrote:
March 12th 2022, 12:58pm
jason_recliner wrote:
March 12th 2022, 12:48pm
Michael McIntyre.

Ricky Gervais.

Kevin Hart.

Chris Rock.

Any of the Russells.
Bobby Flay

Tiger Woods

Lead singer of that country band that always puts his finger to his ear (rascal flatts) and their music

Chip whatever that previous coach from UofO

Hipsters

Men who wear beards, dress as lumberjacks, and can't change a tire or oil
Pete Davidson

Taylor Lautner
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Post by bbattle » March 12th 2022, 3:40pm

Medicare Advantage commercials.

Incontinence commercials.

Poorly designed products like the string holder on a weed whacker. Or the plastic arm on the toilet flush lever that won't stay tight in the proper position so the damn toilet runs all night until I notice it and jiggle the handle before removing the top so I can ONCE AGAIN adjust the arm. At such times, I always dream of having the engineer that came up with this stupendously idiotic piece of shit there beside me in the bog so I can shove his head into the bowl and politely ask "Just what the fuck were you thinking?"
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