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Blond Joke

Post by koimaster » January 25th 2022, 4:37pm

Read this elsewhere and it made me chuckle a bit.

An old, blind soldier wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind soldier thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Re: Blond Joke

Post by Mark1 » January 26th 2022, 1:04pm

Here's one I heard not long ago. Probably not the funniest thing you'll hear but the joke can be altered to fit any situation. Case in point, koi is a Quacker Backer, smellody is a Beaver Believer. A coin flip determines who is the butt of the joke.

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Re: Blond Joke

Post by smellody » January 26th 2022, 1:15pm

Mark1 wrote:
January 26th 2022, 1:04pm
Here's one I heard not long ago. Probably not the funniest thing you'll hear but the joke can be altered to fit any situation. Case in point, koi is a Quacker Backer, smellody is a Beaver Believer. A coin flip determines who is the butt of the joke.

How do you get an Oregon grad off your porch?







































Pay for the pizza.
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Re: Blond Joke

Post by jason_recliner » January 28th 2022, 4:13am

koimaster wrote:
January 25th 2022, 4:37pm
Read this elsewhere and it made me chuckle a bit.

An old, blind soldier wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind soldier thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
The problem with this joke is there aren't "all-girl biker bars".*

* At least not here in Australia
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