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The fuck is this shit?
Every time I see this commercial I get more pissed off. It makes no fucking sense. Why do half the choir wear the uniforms of the Royal fucking Infantry of fucking Bhutan? Why are they acting like motherfucking cats at the end of the fucking commercial? What the fuck am I missing? I see this commercial all the fucking time, and each time I get more pissed off.
A friend of mine bought a house in the Chicago suburbs because--wait for it--the guy who built it penned the original Oscar Meyer theme song--Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!. No shit. He was interested in it before, but when the realtor told him that, badda-bing! he closed the sale. That was how iconic--and how fucking stupid my pal was--the Oscar Meyer song was.
And yet, here we have this bullshit commercial. A few moments before there was a commercial on CNN that advertised some kid riding a fucking dragon, for some bullshit coding school online. Now, I don't know shit about fucking coding, and I could literally not give a fuck. So, that's OK. I don't know what the fuck they're talking about, etc. OK, Boomer.
But I fucking know Oscar Meyer wieners. I fucking grew up on that shit. But this commercial blows so fucking badly that I will tell everybody who listens to me--admittedly, a small number of folks--to not fucking buy this particular hot dog. I mean, they're fucking shit anyway.
Fuck Oscar Meyer. To steal a line from Late Week Tonight on HBO, Don Draper would put out his cigarette on your forehead if you pitched this idea to him.