Vagina Steam Fumigator

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Vagina Steam Fumigator

Post by biglove » November 18th 2019, 6:56pm

We need a new section,"AliExpress Weird Finds."

If you have to steam clean/"fumigate" your hoo-hah, well, I just don't know what to say...

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Re: Vagina Steam Fumigator

Post by 3Flushes » November 18th 2019, 8:04pm

My ex used to steam clean her pussy blistering all those mucus membranes so she wouldn't have to let me lay any pipe.

I know, I know, don't yous think I thought of that- she just also started steam cleaning her tongue. I just couldn't win. She lost 63 pounds, her vile bad breath went away, and she dumped me.

Edited to add: Ladies: If your junk is that far beyond white vinegar and 15-20 million units of Nystatin, you have let yourself go.
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Re: Vagina Steam Fumigator

Post by biglove » November 19th 2019, 6:23pm

3Flushes wrote:
November 18th 2019, 8:04pm
My ex used to steam clean her pussy blistering all those mucus membranes so she wouldn't have to let me lay any pipe.

I know, I know, don't yous think I thought of that- she just also started steam cleaning her tongue. I just couldn't win. She lost 63 pounds, her vile bad breath went away, and she dumped me.

Edited to add: Ladies: If your junk is that far beyond white vinegar and 15-20 million units of Nystatin, you have let yourself go.
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