The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Post by Thunder1 » September 4th 2018, 8:15am

Let's try this one...


Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Dmitri... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Dmitri?... In Omsk... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Post by conjurer » September 4th 2018, 9:54am

You treat what l tried to do for you like shit. You don't wanna work for me? What's wrong with you? And then you carry a piece in my house. You one of those burned-out, demolished wackos in the joint? You're scary because you don't give a fuck. But don't come on to me now with your jailhouse bullshit. You are not that guy.
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Post by MKTheVintageBloke » September 11th 2018, 8:56am

conjurer wrote:
Thunder1 wrote:^^ How about a hint or 2, sir...


Why, soitenly!

1) Important director's first movie

2) Starring James Caan.

Hmmm... Thief, maybe?
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Post by conjurer » September 11th 2018, 8:57am

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:
conjurer wrote:
Thunder1 wrote:^^ How about a hint or 2, sir...


Why, soitenly!

1) Important director's first movie

2) Starring James Caan.

Hmmm... Thief, maybe?


Yup! You're up, Mr. Bloke!
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Post by MKTheVintageBloke » September 11th 2018, 9:03am

"I've selected you to lead us, not only because of your extraordinary fighting ability, but also because, in the unlikely event the Germans ever get you, they will assume from your attire that they've captured a wretched peasant and immediately send you on your way."
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Post by MKTheVintageBloke » September 11th 2018, 9:28am

Thunder1 wrote:^^Has to be 'A Bridge too far'...

That was quick! Indeed A Bridge Too Far - Edward Fox as General Brian Horrocks. Your turn, Thunder.
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