Asshole No More!
Huh. I thought you were getting a colostomy bag. Glad to hear your actual asshole is doing fine.
Last edited by Tzimisces on August 4th 2013, 1:42pm, edited 1 time in total.
- conjurer
- ASSHAT & Master of Time
- Posts: 33774
- Joined: July 13th 2010, 10:00pm
- Contact:
Re: Asshole No More!
Mortuus wrote:conjurer wrote:Mortuus wrote:Lemme guess, Conj; they finally caught you stalking Susan Boyle's cat, trying to ingratiate yourself to her kitty in the hopes of finally meeting her and engaging in Heineken bottle sex...and so fourth...
Yóu ąrę rłght, yóu dąmńęd ółd goat. Ćóńjuręr łś ą śłćk, hątęfuł bąśtąrd, by gółły! Óńę tłmę hę stuffed ą Hęłńękęń bóttłę up my hęłńęy, góddąmn łt!!
Perhaps he did this because you did the old "exploding-ass" on his personal 'thunderbox' when you knew he was coming home, in a hurry to beat his plaguing after-work squirts in the daily race to his one-and-only 'oval office'...only to have to see what you'd done...you're lucky to be alive, Babushka...
Indeed he is; they released me from the clinic after--well, after the check I wrote to cover the fee bounced like a member of the Wallenda family--and found Stash, smoking my cigars, drinking my booze, and worst yet, tossing off to some of my vintage and Very Valuable Swedish Erotica porn magazines. Needless to say, I gave him a damned good thrashing.
-
- Banned
- Posts: 17979
- Joined: June 12th 2010, 10:00pm
- Facebook ID: 0
Re: Asshole No More!
conjurer wrote:Found Stash, smoking my cigars, drinking my booze, and worst yet, tossing off to some of my vintage and Very Valuable Swedish Erotica porn magazines. Needless to say, I gave him a damned good thrashing.
Wait, what - Swedish Erotica made mags as well as videos????
I need your phone number, and I need to know if you have broadband.
"Funny how things that start spontaneously end that way. Eat a peach." - Neil Young
- conjurer
- ASSHAT & Master of Time
- Posts: 33774
- Joined: July 13th 2010, 10:00pm
- Contact:
Re: Asshole No More!
TemerityB wrote:conjurer wrote:Found Stash, smoking my cigars, drinking my booze, and worst yet, tossing off to some of my vintage and Very Valuable Swedish Erotica porn magazines. Needless to say, I gave him a damned good thrashing.
Wait, what - Swedish Erotica made mags as well as videos????
I need your phone number, and I need to know if you have broadband.
Yup. Back in the glory days of the late 70s and early 80s; when Mike Ranger cornholed Desiree Cousteau, and John Leslie blasted money shots all over Aunt Peg's delightful countenance. These are fragrant flowers, to be lovingly pressed into the Book of Memory. Or, more precisely, Mammaries.
- 3Flushes
- ASSHAT & Master of Time
- Posts: 10450
- Joined: November 25th 2012, 11:00pm
- Facebook ID: 0
- Contact:
Re: Asshole No More!
I dunno wha happen .
Last edited by Anonymous on August 4th 2013, 10:46pm, edited 2 times in total.
^^^Copyright
2022 3flushes Media.^^^
- 3Flushes
- ASSHAT & Master of Time
- Posts: 10450
- Joined: November 25th 2012, 11:00pm
- Facebook ID: 0
- Contact:
Re: Asshole No More!
conjurer wrote:...they released me from the clinic after--well, after the check I wrote to cover the fee bounced like a member of the Wallenda family...
That son of a bitch freakin medical whore for the money. That's all it about for some of those guys. Money, money, money. We take cards. PM me.
Last edited by Anonymous on August 5th 2013, 12:07am, edited 1 time in total.
^^^Copyright
2022 3flushes Media.^^^
- gerdson
- Master of Time
- Posts: 2865
- Joined: January 7th 2013, 11:00pm
- Facebook ID: 0
- Location: Just north of Northern Krautland
- Contact:
Re: Asshole No More!
Hm... I am not sure this is only about the money. Guess they also figured out, he is beyond repair. I mean - why ruin Your good reputation as a clinic? It would be pathetic. (This sentence makes no sense in this context, but I love the word "pathetic").
Btw, conjurer, can I have Your phone number, too? I could also translate the Swedish texts into German.
Btw, conjurer, can I have Your phone number, too? I could also translate the Swedish texts into German.
Last edited by Anonymous on August 5th 2013, 3:53am, edited 2 times in total.
Ardnut since 1989
In twenty years or so, the German language will be one, massively long compound word.
-- conjurer
In twenty years or so, the German language will be one, massively long compound word.
-- conjurer
Re: Asshole No More!
Ahhh yes, Swedish Erotica came at the perfect time when I was a teen back in the late 70's and early 80's. It's a wonder I'm not blind.
- MAX
- Founding Member & Master of Time
- Posts: 1562
- Joined: May 23rd 2013, 10:00pm
- Facebook ID: 0
- Location: Too Far South, Floriduh
- Contact:
Re: Asshole No More!
found Stash, smoking my cigars, drinking my booze, and worst yet, tossing off to some of my vintage and Very Valuable Swedish Erotica porn magazines. Needless to say, I gave him a damned good thrashing.
Wow, poor Stash, glad I left before you got back and you discovered I had drank all of your Absinthe.
Didnt know you knew my Aunt Peg.
NRPI here.
“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
Re: Asshole No More!
I knew yore Aunt Peg, oh yeah, baby...cue the musack, boyz... bomp-chicka-bow-wow 

-
- ASSHAT
- Posts: 10026
- Joined: March 31st 2010, 10:00pm
- Contact:
Re: Asshole No More!
Conjugator has just been one of Turd head's seven personalities.
It is all clear now.
It is all clear now.
- koimaster
- Founder
- Posts: 45817
- Joined: December 16th 2009, 11:00pm
- Location: Oregon, Thanks for visiting! Now go back home!
- Contact:
Re: Asshole No More!


1946-2006
“Your heart was warm and happy
With the lilt of Irish laughter
Every day and in every way
Now forever and ever after."
- conjurer
- ASSHAT & Master of Time
- Posts: 33774
- Joined: July 13th 2010, 10:00pm
- Contact:
Re: Asshole No More!
I'm glad you bumped this old thread, Alain; if for nothing more than allowing us to see one of very many elegant and thoughtful posts by Mort.Mortuus Fakeuus wrote: ↑August 5th 2013, 3:11amI knew yore Aunt Peg, oh yeah, baby...cue the musack, boyz... bomp-chicka-bow-wow![]()
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: SurferJohn and 2 guests