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Asshole No More!
I've decided to do this after looking over many, many posts, both here and at other fora, and after speaking to Dr. Paratestes, I'll be entering into a very special 18 Step Program (normally most people only need twelve steps, but Dr. Paratestes said he'd never seen as monumental an asshole as me, so I need half again as many steps.)
Anyway, I'll be able to take my computer with me, since the clinic has high-speed internet and I'll need to access all the porn I'm also addicted to. But that's another story for another day.
So wish me well, fellow Lords! In two weeks I'll be a totally new man!