Watchlords

And only $2,499.00

https://www.shophq.com/Product/invicta- ... le/920-765

32"? as Conjurerbwould note, twice the length of Ron Jeremy.

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donut purchase crap from shopHQ (dump the two items in your cart) and seriuosly avoid that place

Ewe can thank me later

Eeew!

codguy wrote: ↑

January 15th 2023, 2:18pm

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donut purchase crap from shopHQ (dump the two items in your cart) and seriuosly avoid that place

Ewe can thank me later

I honestly forgot I had two items in my cart.

So, did you place your order?

smellody wrote: ↑

January 15th 2023, 3:04pm

So, did you place your order?

At least they admit it's Chinese.

Here.....hold my beer

https://www.invictawatch.com/watches/de ... rberus-men

I was dismayed that the watch in question was sold out:




I copied the important details here:

Description
Deck your home out in all things Invicta with this unique watch table! Made with all the care and precision you've come to expect from the brand, you're going to love the novelty feeling of a table shaped like your favorite timepiece. Perfect for starting conversations or simply showing off your love for the brand, there's no doubt that this impressive Subaqua table belongs in your home!

Details
Dimensions: 32" W x 19" D (including crown), 16.75" D (without crown) D x 19" H
9" across band
The crate containing each table measures 27in x 35 in x 24 in.
Country of Origin: China
Warranty
Head to Invicta's Watch Warranty FAQs for more information.

The dimensions of this watch are truly manly! The watch requires a crate to get it to your door.

But is one ordering a watch or a table? Is the watch a table?

I believe Kramer is somehow involved: