TemerityB wrote: ↑
December 22nd 2021, 8:25pm
Those masks might not help with Covid, but they're surefire female repellent.
INVICTER UPDATE: I used to see plenty of Nvicters when I worked in Pierce County, which is loaded with meth addicts, white trash, and other social undesirables. Lately though, now comfortably employed in King County, which is just south of Seattle, I've been seeing more and more Invicters GODAM it. It reminds me of Nevil Shute's fine novel, On The Beach
, set in Australia, where the residual radiation from a great powers nuclear war is drifting south, to snuff out life on the entire planet.
This is just like that scenario, apart from mankind dying, which it wouldn't under Laloism, although it might be better off dead. King County and, more particularly, Seattle, used to be the measure of coolness in the USA. People around here drive Teslas, drink very expensive and unpronounceable coffees from Starbucks, tell Alexa to play their favorite porn so they can jack off without bothering with TV remotes, wear fleece and Birkenstocks with socks. Most of them wouldn't wear a watch at all, unless it was an Apple Wartche, which would allow them to call up more porn on their 5K TVs faster than Alexa, or whateverthefuck.
If they wore watches at all, they would, if they weren't total douchebags, sport a Timex, or a MVMT, or, if they were slightly less jerkoffs who thought that Teslas were for total dicks and instead drove the newest BMW crossover, might wear a Submariner. The shitheels would wear Breitlings. And yet, like the stern ozzies awaiting impending radioactive death, the horror of Laloism is creeping north. I see an Invicter a week, I reckon. Worn, I'm sorry to say, without irony.
Today, Seattle. Tomorrow, Bellingham!