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Getcha Invicta Face Mask Here!

Post by koimaster » December 21st 2021, 11:30am

May 20, 2020

Lord help us.

ShopHQ has been the home-shopping leader in hawking personal protection equipment, but we just saw they are now selling Invicta-branded face masks.

https://www.shophq.com/Product/invicta- ... -_-682-247

Yep, five of them for $39.

You’ve got to be quite a fan of those watches to pick those masks up. Or a sap.

We’re going to be looking for Timex or Swatch face masks.

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Post by DoctorIvey » December 21st 2021, 5:40pm

Actually makes perfect sense. In fact, Granny Laylow co-invented the modern surgical mask in the early 20th century with Chinese-Malaysian epidemiologist Dr. Yu So Dum, in response to a viral outbreak in China and Manchuria in 1911, the same year she helped John Browning perfect his autoloading pistol. Truly, the innovative breakthroughs of The Most Feared Band of Whorologists is a thing with which one had best not trifle, if you will.
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Post by bbattle » December 22nd 2021, 6:13am

smellody wrote:
December 21st 2021, 12:03pm
Is it safe?
Here's the official disclaimer: Please Note: IF YOU FEEL UNWELL OR DIZZY IMMEDIATELY REMOVE MASK AND CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR. Misuse may result in sickness or death. Keep out of reach of children and supervise children under the age of (18) at all times if the minor is wearing the mask. Do not allow the wearer to place this item in her/his mouth at any time. No child or minor should ever be left unattended with any of these item, as small parts may become loose and pose a choking hazard.

also: Made in Mexico.
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Post by conjurer » December 23rd 2021, 12:18am

TemerityB wrote:
December 22nd 2021, 8:25pm
Those masks might not help with Covid, but they're surefire female repellent.
Indeed.

INVICTER UPDATE: I used to see plenty of Nvicters when I worked in Pierce County, which is loaded with meth addicts, white trash, and other social undesirables. Lately though, now comfortably employed in King County, which is just south of Seattle, I've been seeing more and more Invicters GODAM it. It reminds me of Nevil Shute's fine novel, On The Beach, set in Australia, where the residual radiation from a great powers nuclear war is drifting south, to snuff out life on the entire planet.

This is just like that scenario, apart from mankind dying, which it wouldn't under Laloism, although it might be better off dead. King County and, more particularly, Seattle, used to be the measure of coolness in the USA. People around here drive Teslas, drink very expensive and unpronounceable coffees from Starbucks, tell Alexa to play their favorite porn so they can jack off without bothering with TV remotes, wear fleece and Birkenstocks with socks. Most of them wouldn't wear a watch at all, unless it was an Apple Wartche, which would allow them to call up more porn on their 5K TVs faster than Alexa, or whateverthefuck.

If they wore watches at all, they would, if they weren't total douchebags, sport a Timex, or a MVMT, or, if they were slightly less jerkoffs who thought that Teslas were for total dicks and instead drove the newest BMW crossover, might wear a Submariner. The shitheels would wear Breitlings. And yet, like the stern ozzies awaiting impending radioactive death, the horror of Laloism is creeping north. I see an Invicter a week, I reckon. Worn, I'm sorry to say, without irony.

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Re: Getcha Invicta Face Mask Here!

Post by TemerityBEddiePhluff » December 23rd 2021, 10:55pm

conjurer wrote:
December 23rd 2021, 12:18am
TemerityB wrote:
December 22nd 2021, 8:25pm
Those masks might not help with Covid, but they're surefire female repellent.
Indeed.

INVICTER UPDATE: I used to see plenty of Nvicters when I worked in Pierce County, which is loaded with meth addicts, white trash, and other social undesirables. Lately though, now comfortably employed in King County, which is just south of Seattle, I've been seeing more and more Invicters GODAM it. It reminds me of Nevil Shute's fine novel, On The Beach, set in Australia, where the residual radiation from a great powers nuclear war is drifting south, to snuff out life on the entire planet.

This is just like that scenario, apart from mankind dying, which it wouldn't under Laloism, although it might be better off dead. King County and, more particularly, Seattle, used to be the measure of coolness in the USA. People around here drive Teslas, drink very expensive and unpronounceable coffees from Starbucks, tell Alexa to play their favorite porn so they can jack off without bothering with TV remotes, wear fleece and Birkenstocks with socks. Most of them wouldn't wear a watch at all, unless it was an Apple Wartche, which would allow them to call up more porn on their 5K TVs faster than Alexa, or whateverthefuck.

If they wore watches at all, they would, if they weren't total douchebags, sport a Timex, or a MVMT, or, if they were slightly less jerkoffs who thought that Teslas were for total dicks and instead drove the newest BMW crossover, might wear a Submariner. The shitheels would wear Breitlings. And yet, like the stern ozzies awaiting impending radioactive death, the horror of Laloism is creeping north. I see an Invicter a week, I reckon. Worn, I'm sorry to say, without irony.

Today, Seattle. Tomorrow, Bellingham!
Oddly enough, I hang out in NYC and LI, massive population - I honestly dont think I've seen an Invivta on a wrist in two years. I see they re-opened the Invicta store in Times Square. Must be tourists.
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