Invicta Shit Show continues

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Invicta Shit Show continues

Post by koimaster » December 13th 2021, 12:15pm

Calling all WatchGeek members, your newest prize awaits. The Invicta Magnum TRIA

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And this POS

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And the tasteless collection

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Post by TemerityB » December 13th 2021, 4:18pm

That looks like Bubba Smith had a baby with an MB&F, then peed on it.

Koi's right, and I'm choosing my words carefully here: If that sort of thing makes you reach for your credit card, something is quite wrong with you.
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Post by jason_recliner » December 13th 2021, 6:20pm

HATERS.

These are absolutely brilliant comedy of the absurd. Pure theatre. 24k gold.

The Invicta Tri Travel

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Three time zones on a wartche targeted at folks who've never owned a passport and almost certainly never will.

The Goiter

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The biggest tyme nobs yet. Proof Eyeal DOES read Watch Lords.

The Flea Market Collezzione

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So good it hurts!

Clearly Invicta are now merely taking the piss. I, for one, applaud their new direction and the mighty conviction with which they're moving.
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Post by Mark1 » December 13th 2021, 6:39pm

Seems we've underestimated Invicter yet again. At some point, even the most feared wartch company will be unable to outdo itself.
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Post by Nuvolari » December 14th 2021, 8:44pm

Yes, er uh, that one gawd awful silver monstrosity? Um, the one with all the warts?

Yeah, uh, my question is, why for are the little time zones and the big time zones all showing 10 o’clocks?

Are they triple checking local time? Or maybe the time zones are all exactly the same time - like Hawaii, California, and New York when I saw them all. They were on NatGeo on the telly.
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Post by Mark1 » December 15th 2021, 12:43am

Nuvolari wrote:
December 14th 2021, 8:44pm
Yes, er uh, that one gawd awful silver monstrosity? Um, the one with all the warts?

Yeah, uh, my question is, why for are the little time zones and the big time zones all showing 10 o’clocks?

Are they triple checking local time? Or maybe the time zones are all exactly the same time - like Hawaii, California, and New York when I saw them all. They were on NatGeo on the telly.
It's nuclear grade triple redundant protection. One-even two wartches could fail, and you would still know when to tune in to the Lizard Lick Towing marathon.
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Post by 3Flushes » December 15th 2021, 3:00am

Nuvolari wrote:
December 14th 2021, 8:44pm
Yes, er uh, that one gawd awful silver monstrosity? Um, the one with all the warts?

Yeah, uh, my question is, why for are the little time zones and the big time zones all showing 10 o’clocks?

Are they triple checking local time? Or maybe the time zones are all exactly the same time - like Hawaii, California, and New York when I saw them all. They were on NatGeo on the telly.
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