The PERFECT Invicta

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The PERFECT Invicta

Post by TemerityB » June 27th 2021, 6:35pm

Well, they've done it. The Invicta Watch Group has finally released a watch so stupid, so ill-timed, so meaningless, so ghastly, so fucking cheesy that it, of course, should be big coin in WIT/WG Nation, and it will have the fake flyer fishing down the seat cushions in his pulp magazine phony giant cardboard airplane so he can afford his 1st Value Pay:

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Yeah, it's the Invicta Reserve (editor's note: Now made in China for your protection) Beavis & Butt-Head 52mm SA Specialty Limited Edition Swiss Quartz Hydroplated Watch. Says "Swiss Movement" on the dial. The original show's been off the air since 1997; revival attempts have gone bust; a planned film for this year was shoved from a wide release to the Paramount streaming channel. Great fucking timing, TV lovers!

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Since its premier in 1993, Beavis and Butt-Head was acclaimed for its satirical social commentary. The two delinquent couch potatoes have become the inspiration for many modern animated shows. And now, they’ve taken over this Invicta Reserve Subaqua Specialty!

Hydroplated designs of Beavis, Butt-Head and the show’s iconic logo line the stainless steel bracelet and 52mm case. And this watch wouldn’t be a Reserve without a Swiss quartz movement to power the subdials and date window around the dial! Limited edition out of 3000, this is a watch you won’t want to miss!


This truly is a "watch" that accurately reflects the social mores and tastes of the vaunted Invicta clientele, the dateless mokes that call ShopHQ from shared dial phones at the library. They've done it. They can't top this one. Never again will they top this one.
The Best Invicta Ever is: The ones you used to own. - Boscoe
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Re: The PERFECT Invicta

Post by conjurer » June 27th 2021, 7:24pm

TemerityB wrote:
June 27th 2021, 6:35pm
Well, they've done it. The Invicta Watch Group has finally released a watch so stupid, so ill-timed, so meaningless, so ghastly, so fucking cheesy that it, of course, should be big coin in WIT/WG Nation, and it will have the fake flyer fishing down the seat cushions in his pulp magazine phony giant cardboard airplane so he can afford his 1st Value Pay:

Image
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Yeah, it's the Invicta Reserve (editor's note: Now made in China for your protection) Beavis & Butt-Head 52mm SA Specialty Limited Edition Swiss Quartz Hydroplated Watch. Says "Swiss Movement" on the dial. The original show's been off the air since 1997; revival attempts have gone bust; a planned film for this year was shoved from a wide release to the Paramount streaming channel. Great fucking timing, TV lovers!

From Slop:

Since its premier in 1993, Beavis and Butt-Head was acclaimed for its satirical social commentary. The two delinquent couch potatoes have become the inspiration for many modern animated shows. And now, they’ve taken over this Invicta Reserve Subaqua Specialty!

Hydroplated designs of Beavis, Butt-Head and the show’s iconic logo line the stainless steel bracelet and 52mm case. And this watch wouldn’t be a Reserve without a Swiss quartz movement to power the subdials and date window around the dial! Limited edition out of 3000, this is a watch you won’t want to miss!


This truly is a "watch" that accurately reflects the social mores and tastes of the vaunted Invicta clientele, the dateless mokes that call ShopHQ from shared dial phones at the library. They've done it. They can't top this one. Never again will they top this one.
He said "fucking." Heh heh. Heh heh.
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Re: The PERFECT Invicta

Post by TemerityB » June 27th 2021, 7:46pm

Hawk wrote:
June 27th 2021, 7:36pm
Did they change their name back to shophq? Not that a rose (or evine) by any other name wouldn’t smell the same.
Yeah, they did, and I'm proud of and congratulate you for not partaking of that dung heap of a "shopping channel" for such a long time. The only reason I even give it the side-eye is that I can't believe people still buy that poorly-made, poorly-shipped crud in 2021. I mean, you're not even enticed by Korningware Kankercleats and her withering décolletage.
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Re: The PERFECT Invicta

Post by DocKlock » June 28th 2021, 5:38am

Not that I'm gonna buy one --- but have been curious.
How would you remove a link or two or three without making the bracelet look even more ridiculous?
If the wartch is immersed in the process, it seems it wouldn't look right with links taken out.
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Re: The PERFECT Invicta

Post by svaglic » July 1st 2021, 7:26pm

It would probably look great on a cartoon character, like Roger Rabbit sporting one while walking around toon town.
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