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The PERFECT Invicta
Well, they've done it. The Invicta Watch Group has finally released a watch so stupid, so ill-timed, so meaningless, so ghastly, so fucking cheesy that it, of course, should be big coin in WIT/WG Nation, and it will have the fake flyer fishing down the seat cushions in his pulp magazine phony giant cardboard airplane so he can afford his 1st Value Pay:
Yeah, it's the Invicta Reserve (editor's note: Now made in China for your protection) Beavis & Butt-Head 52mm SA Specialty Limited Edition Swiss Quartz Hydroplated Watch. Says "Swiss Movement" on the dial. The original show's been off the air since 1997; revival attempts have gone bust; a planned film for this year was shoved from a wide release to the Paramount streaming channel. Great fucking timing, TV lovers!
From Slop:
Since its premier in 1993, Beavis and Butt-Head was acclaimed for its satirical social commentary. The two delinquent couch potatoes have become the inspiration for many modern animated shows. And now, they’ve taken over this Invicta Reserve Subaqua Specialty!
Hydroplated designs of Beavis, Butt-Head and the show’s iconic logo line the stainless steel bracelet and 52mm case. And this watch wouldn’t be a Reserve without a Swiss quartz movement to power the subdials and date window around the dial! Limited edition out of 3000, this is a watch you won’t want to miss!
This truly is a "watch" that accurately reflects the social mores and tastes of the vaunted Invicta clientele, the dateless mokes that call ShopHQ from shared dial phones at the library. They've done it. They can't top this one. Never again will they top this one.
Yeah, it's the Invicta Reserve (editor's note: Now made in China for your protection) Beavis & Butt-Head 52mm SA Specialty Limited Edition Swiss Quartz Hydroplated Watch. Says "Swiss Movement" on the dial. The original show's been off the air since 1997; revival attempts have gone bust; a planned film for this year was shoved from a wide release to the Paramount streaming channel. Great fucking timing, TV lovers!
From Slop:
Since its premier in 1993, Beavis and Butt-Head was acclaimed for its satirical social commentary. The two delinquent couch potatoes have become the inspiration for many modern animated shows. And now, they’ve taken over this Invicta Reserve Subaqua Specialty!
Hydroplated designs of Beavis, Butt-Head and the show’s iconic logo line the stainless steel bracelet and 52mm case. And this watch wouldn’t be a Reserve without a Swiss quartz movement to power the subdials and date window around the dial! Limited edition out of 3000, this is a watch you won’t want to miss!
This truly is a "watch" that accurately reflects the social mores and tastes of the vaunted Invicta clientele, the dateless mokes that call ShopHQ from shared dial phones at the library. They've done it. They can't top this one. Never again will they top this one.
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