Watchlords

Post by **koimaster** » May 25th 2021, 10:25pm

My eyes hurt

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Post by koimaster » May 25th 2021, 10:25pm

1946-2006

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With the lilt of Irish laughter

Every day and in every way

Now forever and ever after."

Post by **jason_recliner** » May 25th 2021, 10:53pm

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Post by jason_recliner » May 25th 2021, 10:53pm

Eyal really missed a trick by not offering a wartche featuring hydroplated graffiti, chains, hinged pop-up case and Aquaman, that is also a cologne dispenser.

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If it thinks, it stinks

Post by **Masshole** » May 26th 2021, 5:12am

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Post by Masshole » May 26th 2021, 5:12am

Invicta is not a watch company. No self respecting watch company would make this garbage. Who the hell looks at the design and says “let’s do it”.

Post by **DocKlock** » May 26th 2021, 6:02am

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Post by DocKlock » May 26th 2021, 6:02am

Can't decide which wartch is the ugliest -- The one on a hinge or the one with chains. It's a toss-up.

Post by **MAX** » May 26th 2021, 6:05am

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Post by MAX » May 26th 2021, 6:05am

Inspired by New York subway graffiti.

NRPI and Shitheel here.

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

If I am to be insulted I must first value your opinion.

Post by **smellody** » May 26th 2021, 6:37am

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Post by smellody » May 26th 2021, 6:37am

How's the lume? I ordered two of each on value pays.

https://www.instagram.com/rolexflyer1?i ... cxNmR3eDd1

Post by **codguy** » May 26th 2021, 8:50am

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Post by codguy » May 26th 2021, 8:50am

smellody wrote: ↑
May 26th 2021, 6:37am
I ordered two of each on value pays.

The sombrero'd skull sets this one off nicely

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Post by **smellody** » May 26th 2021, 9:30am

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Post by smellody » May 26th 2021, 9:30am

codguy wrote: ↑
May 26th 2021, 8:50am

smellody wrote: ↑
May 26th 2021, 6:37am
I ordered two of each on value pays.
The sombrero'd skull sets this one off nicely

Agree. The iridescent case and matching eau de toilette will drive the ladies wild.

https://www.instagram.com/rolexflyer1?i ... cxNmR3eDd1

Post by **jason_recliner** » May 26th 2021, 4:02pm

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Post by jason_recliner » May 26th 2021, 4:02pm

I was wondering what Invicta EDT smells like so I emailed Eyal and asked. I'll post his reply. If he replies.

Post by **DoctorIvey** » May 26th 2021, 7:08pm

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Post by DoctorIvey » May 26th 2021, 7:08pm

Base notes of insecurity and foolishness with a stubborn top note of shame and regret.

Post by **Mark1** » May 26th 2021, 7:17pm

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Post by Mark1 » May 26th 2021, 7:17pm

smellody wrote: ↑
May 26th 2021, 9:30am

codguy wrote: ↑
May 26th 2021, 8:50am

smellody wrote: ↑
May 26th 2021, 6:37am
I ordered two of each on value pays.
The sombrero'd skull sets this one off nicely

Agree. The iridescent case and matching eau de toilette will drive the ladies wild.

Fer shure. You'll be getting more ass than Kelly Clarkson's LA-Z-Boy. Hope your wife doesn't mind.

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Post by **Falstaff** » May 28th 2021, 8:52am

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Post by Falstaff » May 28th 2021, 8:52am

The last time I saw colors like those on the first four wartches, they were on the floor of my dorm room after Mexican food and waaaay too much tequila. Ah, school days....

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Post by **Masshole** » May 28th 2021, 2:26pm

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Post by Masshole » May 28th 2021, 2:26pm

Falstaff wrote: ↑
May 28th 2021, 8:52am
The last time I saw colors like those on the first four wartches, they were on the floor of my dorm room after Mexican food and waaaay too much tequila. Ah, school days....

Post by **bbattle** » May 28th 2021, 4:46pm

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Post by bbattle » May 28th 2021, 4:46pm

Invicta has cornered the market on what 12 year old's desire in a watch.

And by 12 year old, I mean 35-45 yr. old males living at mom's, eating leftover meatloaf and sniffing their underwear to see if they can wear it another day(since mom hurt her back and can't get to your laundry basket down in the basement and damn it all if you're going to haul that stinking pile of burrito farts and slop sweat up those stairs).