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And some wonder why Invicta is not taken seriously

Presenting the Invicta Thanos "Infinity Stones" ....52.5mm of aluminum and quartz goodness

David Mamet
Post it in the Budget group on Facebook and start another shit-show
But it's Invicta - everyone know you need to buy three in case two crap out.
Damn, that's an 88% discount, they're giving it away.JAS1125 wrote: ↑February 7th 2021, 3:26pmOne more, aptly named
https://invictastores.com/invicta-reser ... odel-32102
They are still doing that MRSP bullshit, aren't they.JAS1125 wrote: ↑February 7th 2021, 3:26pmOne more, aptly named
https://invictastores.com/invicta-reser ... odel-32102
JAS1125 wrote: ↑February 7th 2021, 3:26pmOne more, aptly named
https://invictastores.com/invicta-reser ... odel-32102
I'm almost certain that the copywriter of the above fluff piece, really meant to say palate in the first sentence. I'll leave it at that, correcting the rest would require a whole lot of typing. Different words can sound similar but mean something else entirely. Never confuse your neurologist with a urologist, they're working a different game.jason_recliner wrote: ↑February 7th 2021, 4:38pmThe exceptional taste and distinguished palette of the connoisseur will discover timeless pleasure within the Invicta Reserve collection. Specially developed for those in the know, Reserve is a reinvention of the superb to create the ultimate in horological finery. These timepieces represent a pinnacle in superiority for the discerning aficionado.
Yeah. Nah.
Bravo, Sir. Bravo!TemerityB wrote: ↑February 8th 2021, 2:22pmSo inspired am I after reading biglove’s screen caps, here is the first song I’ve written in quite some time: “The Ballad of Aragon.” Think of it as a blues honorarium to quite the unique individual. Sort of like a cross between Willie Dixon and Peter Paul and Mary's "Where Have All The Flowers Gone."
The Ballad Of Aragon
Here comes that weird guy again
He ain’t that much to lose
In fact, I think these days he takes the bus
Gotta pay for 35 Parma 2s
Chorus:
270 prized possessions
He thinks that he’s the cock of the walk
Here comes Henry the hoarder
You should hear all his ex co-workers talk
Sixteen M50s, he said he has
Value Payments set the pace
He don’t have a set of wheels
Except for a honking big dive case
Chorus:
270 strange watches
Not one with real-world value it seems
Here comes Henry, addicted
To those Parmas and those Gauges that gleam
He saw the man on his TV
All he talks about is some “Master Wing”
Caprice Pilots and Super Jets
Concept S and Antigravity
Henry had a woman some time ago
She left him when it got to be too much
He said, “Outta here woman, I’m busy”
Now he shows off his Enforcers at lunch
Chorus
270 cheap watches
Henry, can you give it a rest
Here comes Howard the addicted
I think he likes “Divemasters” the best
I heard he’s been kicked from his little flat
He missed too many rent days, it seems
But even though he lives with his mother now
He’s fine, he's got 50 Hercules
He lost his job now because of some wrist thing
Carpal tunnel it seems
He’s fine with the wrist splits and braces
Helps to keep the 65mms up, see?
Chorus:
270 … what the fuck
Holy shit, now he’s ordered some more
Here comes Henry the cheap watch guy
You can’t make value payments at the store
Yeah, 270 huge watches
Henry, can you give it a rest
Here comes Henry the addicted
I think he likes “Divemasters” the best
I know he likes “Divemasters” the best
Cripes, Henry, can you give it a rest
Henry's heading for the coocoo’s nest
Henry, Aragon’s not nearly the best
Henry, no, you haven’t been “blessed”
Henry, you need counseling and rest…
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