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Post by jason_recliner » January 27th 2021, 8:00pm

Couldn't resist searching for Invicta Collectors Room.

Look at that - it "starts right up"! And check out the microscope footage - the movement finishing is absolutely perlative:

https://youtu.be/Q8XrBHeikK8

One slot dove casing perfect for storing poultry and fowl alike:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er3f_R9 ... nel=ShopHQ

Nothing whispers elegant class like an Invicta yellow hip flask and matching shot glasses, free with every wartche. They got the guy who did my under-7s soccer trophy to engrave Grand Diver on the side of the case, which is a nice touch. A $400 value, for under $90 - the case alone is worth $50! How the fuck do they do it?!?!?!

https://youtu.be/Ywl6GJCSIhw

Danielle Green is enchanting, as usual. We don't know exactly what they're made of - looks like lacquered wood, but it might also be painted yellow cardboard - but "these are what you bring to show to all the bigwigs". Other highlights include Sheldon calling in on his 58th birthday:

https://youtu.be/cT4lr34rABE

A box of junked Invicta parts decorative 'shadow box' for under $60!

https://youtu.be/HIQ91sWKd5k

Producer to camera 1: "blur the camera, you can see how poorly the case covering is glued together!

https://youtu.be/EqO6Dgz6jRU

"We've got extended return polices until the end of January. For $49, you're going to want it". I couldn't have said it better myself:

https://youtu.be/r-ykEN-oXro

70 mm from 9 to the crown, one pound (12 kg?):

https://youtu.be/IPk5IVcK-5g

Gotta love the number of 'likes' on each video!
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Re: Shophq financials

Post by Mark1 » January 27th 2021, 9:25pm

I'm just guessing that the second quarter Covid shutins pushed sales over the top. So they made a million bucks, it's better than losing 10 mil for sure.
The road to sustained profitability is still over the horizon for shop. The top execs may get a decent bonus but they will be gone before long.
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Post by TemerityB » January 27th 2021, 9:39pm

They can claim this sold or that sold - I'd wager all that PPE they've been hyping since spring (legit KN95s, UV wands and boxes, air filters, etc) had to help.

They also shit-canned Todd Newton, so abrasive he made Sausage Fingers look like Bishop Fulton J. Sheen.
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Post by conjurer » January 27th 2021, 11:47pm

TemerityB wrote:
January 27th 2021, 9:39pm
They can claim this sold or that sold - I'd wager all that PPE they've been hyping since spring (legit KN95s, UV wands and boxes, air filters, etc) had to help.

They also shit-canned Todd Newton, so abrasive he made Sausage Fingers look like Bishop Fulton J. Sheen.
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