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Post by **koimaster** » November 30th 2020, 12:42am

Counterfeit invicta watches

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Post by koimaster » November 30th 2020, 12:42am

Selling about they are worth.

https://www.wish.com/product/5f17cc8a09 ... &share=web

https://www.wish.com/search/Invicta

1946-2006

“Your heart was warm and happy

With the lilt of Irish laughter

Every day and in every way

Now forever and ever after."

Post by **DocKlock** » November 30th 2020, 6:25am

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Post by DocKlock » November 30th 2020, 6:25am

NOTE: AAA QUALITY 1:1
"Because we have to go through customs security inspection, so the packaging is simple, please understand!"

It IS "AAA QUALITY" after all and "packaging is simple" ----- translates to "it's in a zip lock bag.

Post by **bbattle** » November 30th 2020, 7:02am

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Post by bbattle » November 30th 2020, 7:02am

Couldn't have happened to a nicer brand.

Post by **TemerityB** » November 30th 2020, 2:43pm

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Post by TemerityB » November 30th 2020, 2:43pm

Okay - what's the over/under on the "knockoffs" being better built and probably better timekeepers than their "real" models?

Iuck Fnvicta.

"Funny how things that start spontaneously end that way. Eat a peach." - Neil Young

Post by **Masshole** » April 20th 2021, 8:15am

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Post by Masshole » April 20th 2021, 8:15am

I physically can’t unsee this. What in gods name is this?

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Post by **DoctorIvey** » April 20th 2021, 9:26am

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Post by DoctorIvey » April 20th 2021, 9:26am

A little punctuation and order can make a world of difference (e.g. "What's that up in the road? A head?). In this case I believe it should read: Counterfeit! Invicta watches. Or perhaps
Invicta: Counterfeit watches

Post by **Masshole** » April 20th 2021, 9:47am

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I’m really not sure what I would say if I saw this on someone’s wrist. I’m not sure I could bring myself to say anything. Now shaking my head, that’s a different story

Post by **TemerityB** » April 20th 2021, 10:52am

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Post by TemerityB » April 20th 2021, 10:52am

Masshole wrote: ↑
April 20th 2021, 9:47am
I’m really not sure what I would say if I saw this on someone’s wrist. I’m not sure I could bring myself to say anything. Now shaking my head, that’s a different story

I have openly laughed at people. Almost had a moment in a Tourneau. Well worth it.

"Funny how things that start spontaneously end that way. Eat a peach." - Neil Young

Post by **Masshole** » April 20th 2021, 11:22am

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Post by Masshole » April 20th 2021, 11:22am

TemerityB wrote: ↑
April 20th 2021, 10:52am

Masshole wrote: ↑
April 20th 2021, 9:47am
I’m really not sure what I would say if I saw this on someone’s wrist. I’m not sure I could bring myself to say anything. Now shaking my head, that’s a different story
I have openly laughed at people. Almost had a moment in a Tourneau. Well worth it.

Post by **conjurer** » April 20th 2021, 12:34pm

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Post by conjurer » April 20th 2021, 12:34pm

Interestingly, I've been seeing more and more Invicters in my store lately. I've seen at least three in the last week. It's fucking horrifying, this spread of Laloism.

Post by **bbattle** » April 20th 2021, 3:18pm

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Post by bbattle » April 20th 2021, 3:18pm

I think the invickters go well with the HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'VE GOT LOTS OF TATTOOS SO YOU KNOW I'M BADASS! THE GUY AT THE TATTOO PARLOR TOLD ME SO! crowd.

YEAH! I SAW YOU CHECKING OUT MY WATCH! IT'S AN INVICTA; THEY ARE BADASS! YOU CAN TELL THEY ARE BADASS BECAUSE THEY ARE MANLY SIZED AND THEY HAVE CABLES AND FIRE FUSION AND KNOBS AND STUFF. THEY ARE BADASS! WOMEN GO FOR MEN THAT WEAR BADASS WATCHES; THE STRIPPERS DOWN AT THE PINK PONY TOLD ME.

Post by **jason_recliner** » April 20th 2021, 3:51pm

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Post by jason_recliner » April 20th 2021, 3:51pm

Probably a good option for those wanting the Invicta look with better QA/QC.

Post by **conjurer** » April 20th 2021, 4:17pm

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Post by conjurer » April 20th 2021, 4:17pm

bbattle wrote: ↑
April 20th 2021, 3:18pm
I think the invickters go well with the HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'VE GOT LOTS OF TATTOOS SO YOU KNOW I'M BADASS! THE GUY AT THE TATTOO PARLOR TOLD ME SO! crowd.

YEAH! I SAW YOU CHECKING OUT MY WATCH! IT'S AN INVICTA; THEY ARE BADASS! YOU CAN TELL THEY ARE BADASS BECAUSE THEY ARE MANLY SIZED AND THEY HAVE CABLES AND FIRE FUSION AND KNOBS AND STUFF. THEY ARE BADASS! WOMEN GO FOR MEN THAT WEAR BADASS WATCHES; THE STRIPPERS DOWN AT THE PINK PONY TOLD ME.

Fuck, this sounds just like Geeknomo.

Post by **Hawk** » April 20th 2021, 7:15pm

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Post by Hawk » April 20th 2021, 7:15pm

conjurer wrote: ↑
April 20th 2021, 12:34pm
Interestingly, I've been seeing more and more Invicters in my store lately. I've seen at least three in the last week. It's fucking horrifying, this spread of Laloism.

I blame a perfect storm combining cable TV, Covid related home confinement and misplaced credulity.

Once everyone is out and about again I expect a decline in purchases and gradual attrition of existing examples as straps break, hands fall off and sew fourth.