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How fucking hopelessly, unfathomably stupid do you have to be to blow 1.5 on a fucking Invicta. It's like tipping a wharf hooker $100 for a gum job. That's like smashing your right thumb with a hammer to make it match the left thumb you smashed with a hammer. It's like sending the IRS an extra $500 because "they work so hard." It's like getting food poisoning at Chipotle at lunch, then going back for dinner, but ordering two burritos this time.
Klingingclit Kankersore should be ashamed of herself. This is such a parody of a luxury watch (with INVICTA stamped on the side); it's like seeing your grandma in a porn film - this just shouldn't be allowed. $1,595. Betcha pacer and the mouse both buy two.
Epilogue: Some poor soul who calls himself "Diamond Mark from Yonkers" - quite proud to be an Invicta cruise survivor - is Skyping on Slop right now that he has more than 200 Invictas, and says he actually bought this garish testament to the downfall of Western civilization. Can't wait for "Diamond Mark" to try to sell that thing off; that $200 will buy him a lot of sliders and wet wipes.