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So I log in to SlopPU on Roku and this is the show that's on right now: Dan'l Green hawking Invicta, but now, there's also Invicta jewelry, and it's astoundingly overpriced and nothing that anyone who wears long pants would want anything to do with. Right now, there's a bald jewelry rep (he sounds a lot like all the hosts on Bravo). Right now, he's playing with bits of carbon fiber to show us how, uh, something it is. As for the watches - yep, the same $59 Lupahs, Chef Dan'l braying on and on about an abalone dial as if it's something Invicta invented, claims like "Invicta's always at the forefront of cutting edge" from Green. I guess this stuff still works cuz, hey, there they are.
Wow, now there's an Invicta puzzle ... a freakin' 40 puzzle that looks like one of their superhero watch dials or something. I know what Pacer's gonna be doing on Sunday. Next: A 37mm Pro Diver - with the freakin' 50-slot watch case on wheels free with your purchase! I won't if i can get the "Invicta Guarantee" for that dive case! I wanna walk down the street, cock of he walk, rolling my Lupahs and Russian Divers, Jackson! Wow - the huge dive case looks like it's got all sort of stickers on it, but they're not even real stickers! I guess it's an homage to all those Valjoux 7750s they didn't sell.
I leave you now after reporting that Justin Zimmer's wardrobe looks like he mailed away for it from Haband from the Sunday newspaper.