Invicta is the Worlds Best Watch.

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Re: Invicta is the Worlds Best Watch.

Post by Nuvolari » March 9th 2020, 2:12pm

Do you suppose this idiot is going to get a bunch of grief from his mom for wearing her blouse?
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Post by TemerityB » March 9th 2020, 4:07pm

We've seen Archie and Urban Gentry and more than a few ill-advised people shooting from their phones and mother's basements - but there is no bigger embarrassment to the entire watch hobby than this PhatKat bop bag clown. It's just pure drivel - he's collecting click-through pennies, suckering other mouth breathers all the while, and trying to hawk "Invicta Addiction" swag like yellow socks, Cafe Press crap. His taste, as an old friend of mine use to say, is in his mouth, and that's the best I can say for this kind of thing. Each to their own? Sure. Ignoring facts in order to hornswaggle, making up "facts" all the while? Go fuck yourself on the court house lawn.
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Post by bbattle » March 9th 2020, 4:50pm

Why are the Invicta fan boys so thin-skinned?

Why do they care so much about what other people think about Invicta watches?

Why does Invicta seem to attract so many insecure buyers?

And that guy in the video really does look like he stole Mama's blouse out of the hamper and snuck it down into the basement.

And the mood lighting he's got going on; he's going to get some leg for sure!
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Post by biglove » March 9th 2020, 4:53pm

I can’t bring myself to watch it, even for the guaranteed giggles.

Anyone laying odds on how many people this clown has buried in the corner of Mom’s backyard?
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Post by conjurer » March 9th 2020, 10:21pm

bbattle wrote:
March 9th 2020, 4:50pm
Why are the Invicta fan boys so thin-skinned?

Why do they care so much about what other people think about Invicta watches?

Why does Invicta seem to attract so many insecure buyers?

And that guy in the video really does look like he stole Mama's blouse out of the hamper and snuck it down into the basement.

And the mood lighting he's got going on; he's going to get some leg for sure!
Why? Because they're a bunch of fucking assholes.
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Post by TemerityB » March 10th 2020, 7:35am

conjurer wrote:
March 9th 2020, 10:21pm
bbattle wrote:
March 9th 2020, 4:50pm
Why are the Invicta fan boys so thin-skinned?

Why do they care so much about what other people think about Invicta watches?

Why does Invicta seem to attract so many insecure buyers?

And that guy in the video really does look like he stole Mama's blouse out of the hamper and snuck it down into the basement.

And the mood lighting he's got going on; he's going to get some leg for sure!
Why? Because they're a bunch of fucking assholes.
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