Lookalike taking a page from Invicta

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Re: Lookalike taking a page from Invicta

Post by biglove » February 4th 2020, 8:35pm

That shit show raised $11K and met goal?

We really need to design a shitty watch and sell it like hotcakes.
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Re: Lookalike taking a page from Invicta

Post by conjurer » February 4th 2020, 9:21pm

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Re: Lookalike taking a page from Invicta

Post by svaglic » February 5th 2020, 9:06am

This says a lot. If you are going to start a watch brand, search through Chinese catalogs to find one and you end up choosing this; It says that your target audience is gaudy, cheap, loud and basically dumb. That’s the easiest way to separate a fool from his money though.
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Re: Lookalike taking a page from Invicta

Post by Mark1 » February 5th 2020, 6:21pm

At least the lume is Swiss. I'm on the fence here waiting for a full review by Bazinga. The Italian calf leather strap would compliment his ass less chaps.
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Re: Lookalike taking a page from Invicta

Post by TemerityB » February 6th 2020, 7:56am

Mark1 wrote:
February 5th 2020, 6:21pm
At least the lume is Swiss. I'm on the fence here waiting for a full review by Bazinga. The Italian calf leather strap would compliment his ass less chaps.
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