Watchlords

https://www.fiberwatchshop.com/informat ... tion_id=24


Propellers and all its glory ugly as all get out.

That shit show raised $11K and met goal?

We really need to design a shitty watch and sell it like hotcakes.

Hey! Fuck you haterz!!

Woking with XINGXIN WATCH CO., LTD. we have the world's first mass-produced, modified three-needle, one-line (Regulator) automatic movement based on Miyota Machine Coret, which also has Japan, Taiwan, China invention patents!

And:

Let’s face it: without a stable movement, no matter how beautiful it is, no wristwatch is good enough for you. Fiber Propeller Watch features a highly stable Miyota Machine Core, which ensures that the movement is absolutely perfect.

And:

Manufacture process goes through Bremsstrahlung, CNC carnitine was added, each Fiber Propeller Watch will be made, one by one. Yes, extraordinary quality is demanding!

And:



Also:

Fiber Propeller Watch’s dials and hands with Swiss Super-LumiNova C3, which delivers a stellar and bright afterglow performance. Through exposure to sunlight or artificial light, this material is automatically charged, after which it displays continuous light even when it is immersed in the darkest depths that scuba divers go to.

And, finally, a millennial pic for foggy:

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

The quality of their prose is equaled by the quality of their watches, as evidenced by the pictures.

Nonexistent.

The dials are exceptionally horrid.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

I don't think I have enough tattoos to pull that one off.

Budman2k wrote: ↑

February 5th 2020, 6:33am

I don't think I have enough tattoos to pull that one off.

This says a lot. If you are going to start a watch brand, search through Chinese catalogs to find one and you end up choosing this; It says that your target audience is gaudy, cheap, loud and basically dumb. That’s the easiest way to separate a fool from his money though.

At least the lume is Swiss. I'm on the fence here waiting for a full review by Bazinga. The Italian calf leather strap would compliment his ass less chaps.

Mark1 wrote: ↑

February 5th 2020, 6:21pm

At least the lume is Swiss. I'm on the fence here waiting for a full review by Bazinga. The Italian calf leather strap would compliment his ass less chaps.