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Post by conjurer » September 14th 2019, 10:24pm

Indeed, it is hilarious.

I recall reporting here two times in which I saw some Einstein wearing, in public for all to see, the Mighty Hydromax. Now, many Invicters can seem enormous, vulgar, and clownlike, particularly when viewed from certain angles, as in T's OP, and the same wartche might seem really stupid when viewed from any angle. Then, there are Invicters that look fucking stupid from any angle, and the Hydromax is one of them.

Once, foghorn quite correctly stated on this forum that a joke dissected no longer is funny, but the joke is, really, on the slackjaws who think that these wartchs are actually cool. What's cool in watches? A Seiko 007, a Rolex Submariner, a small vintage Hamilton. What isn't cool? An enormous Invicter, on the wrist of an overweight goof who also wears a 55 inch Croton reversible belt. Extra points for a beige Members Only jacket.
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Post by 3Flushes » September 15th 2019, 8:18pm

conjurer wrote:
September 14th 2019, 10:24pm
Indeed, it is hilarious.

I recall reporting here two times in which I saw some Einstein wearing, in public for all to see, the Mighty Hydromax. Now, many Invicters can seem enormous, vulgar, and clownlike, particularly when viewed from certain angles, as in T's OP, and the same wartche might seem really stupid when viewed from any angle. Then, there are Invicters that look fucking stupid from any angle, and the Hydromax is one of them.

Once, foghorn quite correctly stated on this forum that a joke dissected no longer is funny, but the joke is, really, on the slackjaws who think that these wartchs are actually cool. What's cool in watches? A Seiko 007, a Rolex Submariner, a small vintage Hamilton. What isn't cool? An enormous Invicter, on the wrist of an overweight goof who also wears a 55 inch Croton reversible belt.
Extra points for a beige Members Only jacket
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What about blue? Ed: And a much nicer model from the M.O. Haute line with a zip out lining in a contrasting teal'ish color. Slightly diagonal zipper covered by a flap and two zippered and flapped slash pockets finish the look with a hood rolled up inside a zipper compartment, the perfect stash. It'll come back.
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Post by Mark1 » September 15th 2019, 8:24pm

The hipster DB above is a poser, a genuine hipster DB would be drinking PBR. That, and I could use a little more cable over here.
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Post by 3Flushes » September 16th 2019, 9:34am

I can't believe that anyone ever sat down at a drafting table and drew that fucking thing- wtf could have ever inspired the spark for it.

But they do sell them, enough of them that new models and then several versions of them have been spewed out on a regalar basis such that we've been scratching our heads over them for a decade.

They'll never last.
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Re: Aren't You Glad You're Not...

Post by 3Flushes » September 16th 2019, 9:35am

foghorn wrote:
September 16th 2019, 9:06am
codguy wrote:
September 16th 2019, 3:41am
Somebody please tell me the mouse has one.


The mouse has one.



OK. Now what?
codguy wrote:
September 16th 2019, 9:28am
I can now laugh harder that T-B dissed another jingles wartch and doesn't have to deal with it here.

And there you have it.
One?!!! Every model, every cable color.
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Post by TemerityB » September 16th 2019, 5:14pm

3Flushes wrote:
September 16th 2019, 9:35am
foghorn wrote:
September 16th 2019, 9:06am
codguy wrote:
September 16th 2019, 3:41am
Somebody please tell me the mouse has one.


The mouse has one.



OK. Now what?
codguy wrote:
September 16th 2019, 9:28am
I can now laugh harder that T-B dissed another jingles wartch and doesn't have to deal with it here.

And there you have it.
One?!!! Every model, every cable color.
No doubt!
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