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A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 9th 2019, 5:57pm
by TemerityB
New from the house of Lalo as it continues to build its own watch world bubble on a planet far, far away: Looking to add a striking new timepiece to your collection? This Invicta Venom Cobra will have you charmed in seconds. Featuring an eye-catching tonneau shape, the stainless steel case immediately lets you know what you're in for with snakeskin texturing throughout. Even the leather strap gets in on the look with its own scaly texture. It's the dial, though, that truly surprises as a cobra slithers across the layered surface, while Tritnite accented hands and markers give a glowing read of the time.

"Snakeskin texturing." Sorta similar quality to "Flame Fusion," I'd reckon. Or, at least, Croton. Caught this last night following the Mets and I let out such a guffaw my wife thought I was finally having "the big one." Case size: A baby's arm by a roadkill raccoon ( 51mm L x 47mm W). Watch and movement made in Thailand.

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Re: A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 9th 2019, 6:52pm
by svaglic
I don’t know why, but I’m still surprised when I see them go overboard with hideousness.

Re: A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 9th 2019, 7:09pm
by biglove
And they will sell like hotcakes. Jeebus.

Re: A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 9th 2019, 9:02pm
by bedlam
I don't accept that could possibly be a real thing.

Re: A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 9th 2019, 9:27pm
by artman
oh my

Re: A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 9th 2019, 11:17pm
by conjurer
Jaysus H. Christ.

Re: A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 10th 2019, 4:01am
by codguy
It won't sell nearly as well without a commode on the dial.

Re: A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 10th 2019, 5:10am
by DocKlock
Thank goodness it's LIMITED QUANTITY. Or is it: LIMITED QUALITY??

Re: A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 10th 2019, 9:28am
by 3Flushes
Eye caint even beleive Eye jus sawr that.

Good golly.

Re: A Self-Portrait?

Posted: June 10th 2019, 5:39pm
by TemerityB
DocKlock wrote:Thank goodness it's LIMITED QUANTITY. Or is it: LIMITED QUALITY??


Could be. Thing's got crystals for "eyes." Give that about, oh, four days.

I smell Steven Jay poontang.