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USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 10th 2019, 7:30pm
by TemerityB
Once again, the soulless money grabbers at Evine pimping this one for the enlisted person or true patriot in your life:
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And, once again, the provenance matches the sentiment:
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And, once again, this is the old Coalition Forces money grab, utterly shameless and bald-faced cheesy:


Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 10th 2019, 7:49pm
by spanky1
I'm ordering because they are offering value pays.

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 10th 2019, 7:59pm
by robatsu
All these Invictas I've seen here, I've never seen anything remotely similar IRL.

Where is stuff like this being worn?

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 10th 2019, 8:09pm
by TemerityB
robatsu wrote:All these Invictas I've seen here, I've never seen anything remotely similar IRL.

Where is stuff like this being worn?


This week, Invicta is actually setting sail on the third annual "Invicta Cruise," leaving Florida en route to Invicta Heaven or something, with what the company is claiming are 2,500 Invicta watch owners. In short: These things tend to be worn by people who watch home shopping networks and think the shills on their TV screens are their actual friends. They're the kind of people who order plastic rotisserie ovens and "miracle' slicers they don't need because they saw them on TV, think professional wrestling is real, and make endless bad life and financial choices. They're the type of people who send money to religious hucksters, play the lottery instead of making financial investments, and buy pre-made frozen peanut butter sandwiches to feed to their kids because the complexity of wiping some jelly and peanut butter on white bread is, you know, a lot of work. They're the type of people who like their watches at retail at the Invicta stores - hey, does Rolex give you five free watches when you buy three? Do you get to meet big time celebrities at the store like Eyal Lalo or even Gabrielle Union?

In other words, they're purchased by pretty much the type of people who would think the watch at issue here is handsome.

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 10th 2019, 8:15pm
by tiktok
Disgusting!

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 10th 2019, 8:22pm
by svaglic
Oh my frickin gawd. If I ever saw someone wearing this, I would laugh hysterically.

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 10th 2019, 8:48pm
by biglove
I didn't think they could do worse. I was wrong.

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 10th 2019, 9:18pm
by conjurer
robatsu wrote:All these Invictas I've seen here, I've never seen anything remotely similar IRL.

Where is stuff like this being worn?


Pierce County, Washington. And more than a few in south King County.

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 11th 2019, 4:07am
by JAS1125
Nothing says Stars and Stripes Forever like a watch made in Thailand

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 11th 2019, 6:12am
by DocKlock
"hydroplated stainless steel"; "made in Thailand"; stone-like feel" AND on "Value Pays" ----- WTF. How can any red-blooded 'Merican pass on that bad boi??

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 11th 2019, 6:55am
by foghorn
Multiple fine steel gear handles, even fine steel gear end sticks make this a must buy.

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 11th 2019, 8:06am
by codguy
Betcha jingles has one........

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 11th 2019, 8:22am
by relaxer7
Wow. Just wow.

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 11th 2019, 9:34am
by koimaster
codguy wrote:Betcha jingles has one........


I suspect he may have the SLUFF version of it.

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Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 11th 2019, 6:13pm
by SN13
What in the ever loving fuck is that Invicta? If a bear ate a bag of dildos and took a huge shit in the woods, it wouldnt look as disgusting.

Re: USA! USA! USA!

Posted: February 11th 2019, 7:51pm
by TemerityB
codguy wrote:Betcha jingles has one........


Wait for the "review." :lol: