Watchlords

Good lord. And this is a "sale" price. For a Chinese watch.



I guess Lalo whippin' out a Magic Marker means so much.



Dig them specs.



This kind of thing used to make me angry, but now it sort of makes me sad, what, the mood I'm in these days. Imagine what that hunk of change might have bought. What's the over/under on pacer owning this?

Jeebus. They don't even throw in shipping.

One can only assume the Eyal signed 3 slut dive case is worth about 6 large.

That'll make Jesus kick a kitten.

Many a fool and their monies will buy this POS.

biglove wrote:Many a fool and their monies will buy this POS.

Thankfully, "many" is defined as "no more than 74" if we are to believe the advertisement.

What am I saying? It probably means "74 of each possible variation".

Hawk wrote: ↑

January 15th 2019, 8:38pm

Jeebus. They don't even throw in shipping.

One can only assume the Eyal signed 3 slut dive case is worth about 6 large.

That'll make Jesus kick a kitten.

You guys are friggin hilarious here. I have to stop reading the pages and pages before I blow out another hernia
Although it’s saving me a shit ton of dough on comedy clubs. Priceless!

Haters. That badboy is less than half price. I'm guessing the diamonds alone are worth maybe $10k. You can't afford not to buy one. Or three.

That must be stolen property, it's going for such a low price. If I hadn't just gotten back from the liquor store, I'd have bought that bad boy myself.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 4:56pm

Haters. That badboy is less than half price. I'm guessing the diamonds alone are worth maybe $10k. You can't afford not to buy one. Or three.

endeed. Nvicters Keap there woolWorth bettar then Most swizz brands GODAM it. they eweus The breast diamunds, two.

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 6:41pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 4:56pm

Haters. That badboy is less than half price. I'm guessing the diamonds alone are worth maybe $10k. You can't afford not to buy one. Or three.

endeed. Nvicters Keap there woolWorth bettar then Most swizz brands GODAM it. they eweus The breast diamunds, two.

Turns out even I was way off. Here's a 5 carat diamond for sale for AUD$268,000:

https://www.bluenile.com/au/diamond-det ... =304745880

That time-piece has 6+ Carats, and is priced well under $100k. Do the math you fucking simps.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 7:34pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 6:41pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 4:56pm

Haters. That badboy is less than half price. I'm guessing the diamonds alone are worth maybe $10k. You can't afford not to buy one. Or three.

endeed. Nvicters Keap there woolWorth bettar then Most swizz brands GODAM it. they eweus The breast diamunds, two.

Turns out even I was way off. Here's a 5 carat diamond for sale for AUD$268,000:

https://www.bluenile.com/au/diamond-det ... =304745880

That time-piece has 6+ Carats, and is priced well under $100k. Do the math you fucking simps.

To be fair, AUD$268,000 is about thirty bucks American.

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conjurer wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 8:06pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 7:34pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 6:41pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

April 20th 2021, 4:56pm

Haters. That badboy is less than half price. I'm guessing the diamonds alone are worth maybe $10k. You can't afford not to buy one. Or three.

endeed. Nvicters Keap there woolWorth bettar then Most swizz brands GODAM it. they eweus The breast diamunds, two.

Turns out even I was way off. Here's a 5 carat diamond for sale for AUD$268,000:

https://www.bluenile.com/au/diamond-det ... =304745880

That time-piece has 6+ Carats, and is priced well under $100k. Do the math you fucking simps.

To be fair, AUD$268,000 is about thirty bucks American.

I line 'em up...

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Hard to believe IWG can still sell that garbage to people - 6cts, G-H, VS 2, yet, in a watch with a $17 Swasian movement; just like the big houses do it. And again with the fucking dials.

Even a hooker looking to hit a lick would know better than to bother with that waste of roofies.

And, and, and it has a IWG mother-of-pearl dial.

codguy wrote: ↑

April 21st 2021, 5:24am

And, and, and it has a IWG mother-of-pearl dial.

Wow, is that the MOP that came from the magic Chinese lake, where creamy skinned virgins would dredge the waters in search of the perfect size for a Reserve line heirloom? Or, at least, the stuff that a doughy walking bar rag would tout in $65 Chinese quartz monstrosities?

Seems a shame that the watch in question here seems to be a thing of the past. I mean, bar-goan.

But hey - if you can't find that one, you can still grab this heirloom from the EYAL LALO COLLECTION!!!! From ShopHQ:



And check out this hype copy - the man's a fucking genius! He has to be - be sure to read the last line of the spec sheet, the sheer proof of, as a Shop caller would describe it, "The greatest quality ever bein' gave."

Ah, but they’ve come so far. Well, at least as far as country of origin goes and the listing of fevered msrps.

Still clinging to aspirational depth ratings though. One gift that will outlive invicter is the myths they spawned about why your 500 or 1,000 meter dive watch leaked in a heavy dew - anything from corrosive soap to hydrodynamic pressure spikes to the searing heat of a hot tub.

One thing that wasn’t apparent until Gordo showed up at WIT was that he seemed to actually believe the bullshit about sapphire coated and flame fusion crystals that he spewed which of course spawned subsidiary debates along the lines of “if you believed it was it actually a lie”? I suppose it was similar to the lovely Avi and her Swiss alligators thriving in the Swiss rubber tree plantations.

And of course the impracticality of bonding two materials at the molecular level when neither of the materials actually have molecules.