Clown Watch O' The Week

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Clown Watch O' The Week

Post by TemerityB » November 7th 2015, 9:27pm

Well, as I write this the SNL with Donald Trump is coming on - going to watch, the hype worked on me - when I flip past BovineDead and see the next Invicter clown watch, tomorrow's TTV or whatever. It's called the Magnum, it's 55mm plus, it's about 22mm thick, and it's...ghastly: Here's a couple of shots from Bovine, and a couple copped from Invicta Lyin', copped from WIT as I searched for fotos:

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As they said about Eddie Phluff, there are no words. I think even Wounded WIT Nation is looking at this one with a jaundiced eye. It looks utterly unwearable at 50 paces, and watching Lyin' wear this thing for five moments, it looks like his wrist was gonna snap like an outdated Slim Jim.
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Post by Tzimisces » November 7th 2015, 9:38pm

I saw this atrocity on WIT. They were baffled that the model is "Magnum", yet the caseback says "Bolt Zeus".

"No cables! A Bolt is supposed to have cables!", they whined. I guess it never occurred to them that the Lucky Dragon Watch, Toy, and Nautical Billet Manufacturing Company simply used up surplus Bolt casebacks.
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Post by Mark1 » November 7th 2015, 9:40pm

That's definitely a worthy weekly winner. The challenge going forward will be picking just one per week.
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Post by TemerityB » November 7th 2015, 9:43pm

Mark1 wrote:That's definitely a worthy weekly winner. The challenge going forward will be picking just one per week.


And the photos don't do it justice - seeing if live was like walking into a room and finding your grandparents doin' a sandy 69.
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Post by biglove » November 7th 2015, 10:24pm

What the ever loving fuck!
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Re: Clown Watch O' The Week

Post by svaglic » November 8th 2015, 1:48am

TemerityB wrote:
svaglic wrote:That is awful, how much are they?


That "TTV sale price" is just short of 500 bucks.


Oh man, some poor dumb fool is going to spend 500 on that and think they got a deal. Even the people at the trailer park are going to laugh at that.
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Post by Tzimisces » November 8th 2015, 9:32am

spanky1 wrote:Your In The Lead Racer-X, I think YOUR WINNING

That one was shared by Mort, who apparently purchased it while the doctors were still dialing in the dosage.
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Re: Clown Watch O' The Week

Post by svaglic » November 8th 2015, 10:04am

I don't know, this was an instant sellout hit with the geeks. I think this 500 dollar mast aire peace has a chance. Say what you want about Invicta, but they know who to market to, the sick, lame, crazy and lazy.
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Post by hcharles » November 8th 2015, 10:20am

Just when you think that Nvicter can't stoop any lower, BAM, they do. That XOskeleton, is giving Nvictuh a serious run for the money. :4e;da//:
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Post by anonymous-10 » November 8th 2015, 2:17pm

Why such surprise and shock?
Isn't this expected by now?
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