Watchlords

Someone mentions that tonight's Invicter TTV, a 63mm behemoth, isn't exactly practical to wear, and up pipes Nismo, implying that if you can't or won't wear 63mm, you're not up to snuff (or reading between the lines, "not a real man").

What. a. fucking. douche.

Dipshit shut in

I guess Eric will learn that spending fifty grand on Invictas still doesn't buy Piss-mo's respect. And defending a 63mm watch only shows just how much of an Invicta ass sucker he really is.

Nismo: Bogus sportscar too!

63mm? Why don't they just strap a wall clock on the wrist and be done with it?

Only 63mm? Nancy boys.

While Nismo is, no doubt, a gigantic, sweaty, odor-worse-than-a-whorehouse-at-low-tide, bona fide cunt, let's not forget that he provides an important service: he allows Mongo Kid plenty of time off so he can can spend the day absorbing travel-size bottles of Brut to steel himself for presenting 63mm Invicter Arsenals with Kendy.

conjurer wrote:While Nismo is, no doubt, a gigantic, sweaty, odor-worse-than-a-whorehouse-at-low-tide, bona fide cunt, let's not forget that he provides an important service: he allows Mongo Kid plenty of time off so he can can spend the day absorbing travel-size bottles of Brut to steel himself for presenting 63mm Invicter Arsenals with Kendy.

Imagine the smell when the Brut starts to leak out of his pores and mixes with Ken "Kendy" Clodhoppers Old Spice

Horse Feathers wrote:

conjurer wrote:While Nismo is, no doubt, a gigantic, sweaty, odor-worse-than-a-whorehouse-at-low-tide, bona fide cunt, let's not forget that he provides an important service: he allows Mongo Kid plenty of time off so he can can spend the day absorbing travel-size bottles of Brut to steel himself for presenting 63mm Invicter Arsenals with Kendy.

Imagine the smell when the Brut starts to leak out of his pores and mixes with Ken "Kendy" Clodhoppers Old Spice

Yikes! This is, indeed, an appalling thought.

So popular that a smaller version had to be produced? Bullshit.....the hubcaps weren't selling in the first place

conjurer wrote:

Horse Feathers wrote:

conjurer wrote:While Nismo is, no doubt, a gigantic, sweaty, odor-worse-than-a-whorehouse-at-low-tide, bona fide cunt, let's not forget that he provides an important service: he allows Mongo Kid plenty of time off so he can can spend the day absorbing travel-size bottles of Brut to steel himself for presenting 63mm Invicter Arsenals with Kendy.

Imagine the smell when the Brut starts to leak out of his pores and mixes with Ken "Kendy" Clodhoppers Old Spice

This is, indeed, an appealing thought.

You're a sick man, John...

JAS1125 wrote:So popular that a smaller version had to be produced? Bullshit.....the hubcaps weren't selling in the first place

Indeed. This is exactly the sort of geek "logic" that induces giggling. If it were so damn popular they'd have released a bigger one, not a smaller one.

DoctorIvey wrote:

JAS1125 wrote:So popular that a smaller version had to be produced? Bullshit.....the hubcaps weren't selling in the first place

Indeed. This is exactly the sort of geek "logic" that induces giggling. If it were so damn popular they'd have released a bigger one, not a smaller one.

No question. Given IWG's well-documented "quality manufacturing," I'm shocked they never followed through with their 70mm boast/threat from about two years ago.

DoctorIvey wrote:

JAS1125 wrote:So popular that a smaller version had to be produced? Bullshit.....the hubcaps weren't selling in the first place

Indeed. This is exactly the sort of geek "logic" that induces giggling. If it were so damn popular they'd have released a bigger one, not a smaller one.

Exactly- the sad thing is that most of them read that jerkoffs' reply and thought- "Umm-Hmmm- that's right!"

Watches that big should really come with arm cast if the watches get any bigger their gonna need them. And I don't think for one second Eyal Lalow will never make anything bigger then a 63mm? Remember what he said when the Russian diver came out? It will always be 52mm? Then three years later he made a women's model.

ttt

I wear a 42mm for my biggest watch and that seems on the bigger side. I can’t imagine a 63mm on me. Would hang off both sides of my wrists and it would look utterly ridiculous.
What’s the point of a watch that big??

Seriously? It’s just like loud exhausts or full Windsor knots. They all exist to convey the same message: that you possess a huge swinging Johnson and big brass balls that go clank.
I thought everybody knew that…

abduksion wrote: ↑

February 20th 2013, 12:23am

Watches that big should really come with arm cast if the watches get any bigger their gonna need them. And I don't think for one second Eyal Lalow will never make anything bigger then a 63mm? Remember what he said when the Russian diver came out? It will always be 52mm? Then three years later he made a women's model.

Nobody can miss a point like Abdickshun. Nobody.