The vision of the most feared watch company

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The vision of the most feared watch company

Post by svaglic » January 6th 2023, 1:57pm

Anyone see the movie Shallow Hal?
When he was introducing his new girlfriend to his friend and he said;

Hal- Does she take the cake or what?

Mauricio- She takes the whole bakery, Hal.


Hal- l told you.

Mauricio- Yes, you did. And yet l wasn't prepared.


I may have found the equivalent to that, but in watches.
Go here
https://invictastores.com/sales-events/ ... firmTopBar

To find this beautiful hunk of watch.
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Just when I think Invicta can’t out do themselves.
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Post by Hawk » January 6th 2023, 3:50pm

Interesting that “Big Purge” is noted on the listing. I may have once urped up something that looked like that after an episode involving Mekong Whiskey and a Cambodian intestinal parasite which conspired to invoke a Big Purge.

Legend holds that once attached it cannot be removed. It’s best just to shoot the thing if the means are available.
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Post by Mark1 » January 6th 2023, 9:21pm

Invicters attention to detail extends to their marketing as well. The link clearly denotes that "No Coupon Nedeed" to pull the trigger on these great deelz.
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Re: The vision of the most feared watch company

Post by boscoe » January 11th 2023, 4:47pm

I am proud to say I'm waiting for this fine timepiece to arrive, hopefully in time for my Friday night outing at the bowling alley. I intend to strap this bad boy to my wrist, slide into my custom-craft Luchese cowboy boots and slim-fit size 64 jeans and saunter into the bar where petite Jami and her 53DDDs will polish my knob because I'm manly - and have a pocketful of fives! This is the kind of craftsmanship that screams: Look at me! Everyone knows skulls are cool and the bigger the better. You haters gonna hate but I will get the last laugh since this watch draws women like flies love shit!
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Post by Nuvolari » January 11th 2023, 8:29pm

boscoe wrote:
January 11th 2023, 4:47pm
I am proud to say I'm waiting for this fine timepiece to arrive, hopefully in time for my Friday night outing at the bowling alley. I intend to strap this bad boy to my wrist, slide into my custom-craft Luchese cowboy boots and slim-fit size 64 jeans and saunter into the bar where petite Jami and her 53DDDs will polish my knob because I'm manly - and have a pocketful of fives! This is the kind of craftsmanship that screams: Look at me! Everyone knows skulls are cool and the bigger the better. You haters gonna hate but I will get the last laugh since this watch draws women like flies love shit!
Maaaaaan, you definitely gonna get your handsome manly wrist grabbed upon by enthusiastic and spastic passers-by! But, who can blame them? It SO much more stylishful designorship compared to the same old look of Rolex. They build them at the same factory anyway, it’s just that Rolex are really bad at maths and sew forth. Obviously.
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