Nismo... cunt extraordinaire

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Post by WatchDorks.Net » February 18th 2013, 5:52pm

Someone mentions that tonight's Invicter TTV, a 63mm behemoth, isn't exactly practical to wear, and up pipes Nismo, implying that if you can't or won't wear 63mm, you're not up to snuff (or reading between the lines, "not a real man").

What. a. fucking. douche.

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Post by Luftwafflles » February 18th 2013, 6:09pm

I guess Eric will learn that spending fifty grand on Invictas still doesn't buy Piss-mo's respect. And defending a 63mm watch only shows just how much of an Invicta ass sucker he really is.
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Post by conjurer » February 18th 2013, 8:51pm

While Nismo is, no doubt, a gigantic, sweaty, odor-worse-than-a-whorehouse-at-low-tide, bona fide cunt, let's not forget that he provides an important service: he allows Mongo Kid plenty of time off so he can can spend the day absorbing travel-size bottles of Brut to steel himself for presenting 63mm Invicter Arsenals with Kendy.
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Post by Horse Feathers » February 18th 2013, 8:58pm

conjurer wrote:While Nismo is, no doubt, a gigantic, sweaty, odor-worse-than-a-whorehouse-at-low-tide, bona fide cunt, let's not forget that he provides an important service: he allows Mongo Kid plenty of time off so he can can spend the day absorbing travel-size bottles of Brut to steel himself for presenting 63mm Invicter Arsenals with Kendy.


Imagine the smell when the Brut starts to leak out of his pores and mixes with Ken "Kendy" Clodhoppers Old Spice
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Post by conjurer » February 18th 2013, 9:25pm

Horse Feathers wrote:
conjurer wrote:While Nismo is, no doubt, a gigantic, sweaty, odor-worse-than-a-whorehouse-at-low-tide, bona fide cunt, let's not forget that he provides an important service: he allows Mongo Kid plenty of time off so he can can spend the day absorbing travel-size bottles of Brut to steel himself for presenting 63mm Invicter Arsenals with Kendy.


Imagine the smell when the Brut starts to leak out of his pores and mixes with Ken "Kendy" Clodhoppers Old Spice


Yikes! This is, indeed, an appalling thought.
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Post by WatchDorks.Net » February 19th 2013, 3:34am

conjurer wrote:
Horse Feathers wrote:
conjurer wrote:While Nismo is, no doubt, a gigantic, sweaty, odor-worse-than-a-whorehouse-at-low-tide, bona fide cunt, let's not forget that he provides an important service: he allows Mongo Kid plenty of time off so he can can spend the day absorbing travel-size bottles of Brut to steel himself for presenting 63mm Invicter Arsenals with Kendy.


Imagine the smell when the Brut starts to leak out of his pores and mixes with Ken "Kendy" Clodhoppers Old Spice


This is, indeed, an appealing thought.


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Post by TemerityB » February 19th 2013, 6:50am

DoctorIvey wrote:
JAS1125 wrote:So popular that a smaller version had to be produced? Bullshit.....the hubcaps weren't selling in the first place


Indeed. This is exactly the sort of geek "logic" that induces giggling. If it were so damn popular they'd have released a bigger one, not a smaller one.


No question. Given IWG's well-documented "quality manufacturing," I'm shocked they never followed through with their 70mm boast/threat from about two years ago.
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Post by 3Flushes » February 19th 2013, 12:38pm

DoctorIvey wrote:
JAS1125 wrote:So popular that a smaller version had to be produced? Bullshit.....the hubcaps weren't selling in the first place


Indeed. This is exactly the sort of geek "logic" that induces giggling. If it were so damn popular they'd have released a bigger one, not a smaller one.


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Post by abduksion » February 20th 2013, 12:23am

Watches that big should really come with arm cast if the watches get any bigger their gonna need them. And I don't think for one second Eyal Lalow will never make anything bigger then a 63mm? Remember what he said when the Russian diver came out? It will always be 52mm? Then three years later he made a women's model.
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Post by jason_recliner » June 1st 2021, 3:57pm

abduksion wrote:
February 20th 2013, 12:23am
Watches that big should really come with arm cast if the watches get any bigger their gonna need them. And I don't think for one second Eyal Lalow will never make anything bigger then a 63mm? Remember what he said when the Russian diver came out? It will always be 52mm? Then three years later he made a women's model.
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