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Sixteen-Hundred WTFs

Post by TemerityB » October 11th 2020, 5:42pm

It's a commercial break in the AL playoff game, and I turn to Klondike Kupferberg or whatever the fuck her name is on ShopHQ, and she's holding up an "Invicta 47mm Grand Diver Quartz Chronograph 3.35ctw Diamond Bracelet Watch." It's "marked down" to $1,595.

How fucking hopelessly, unfathomably stupid do you have to be to blow 1.5 on a fucking Invicta. It's like tipping a wharf hooker $100 for a gum job. That's like smashing your right thumb with a hammer to make it match the left thumb you smashed with a hammer. It's like sending the IRS an extra $500 because "they work so hard." It's like getting food poisoning at Chipotle at lunch, then going back for dinner, but ordering two burritos this time.

Klingingclit Kankersore should be ashamed of herself. This is such a parody of a luxury watch (with INVICTA stamped on the side); it's like seeing your grandma in a porn film - this just shouldn't be allowed. $1,595. Betcha pacer and the mouse both buy two.

Epilogue: Some poor soul who calls himself "Diamond Mark from Yonkers" - quite proud to be an Invicta cruise survivor - is Skyping on Slop right now that he has more than 200 Invictas, and says he actually bought this garish testament to the downfall of Western civilization. Can't wait for "Diamond Mark" to try to sell that thing off; that $200 will buy him a lot of sliders and wet wipes.
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Re: Sixteen-Hundred WTFs

Post by biglove » October 11th 2020, 5:48pm

Evidently there are a LOT of folks with very poor tastes and good enough credit to keep floating their TeeVee wartch addiction.
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Re: Sixteen-Hundred WTFs

Post by TemerityB » October 11th 2020, 5:53pm

biglove wrote:
October 11th 2020, 5:48pm
Evidently there are a LOT of folks with very poor tastes and good enough credit to keep floating their TeeVee wartch addiction.
You make a great point there - in even this economy, "Myrtle, we can pay for this one with six Value Payz." Who falls for this?

I guess a lot of people. Croton's website says they're selling their current line of gumball machine Vortex parody watches for $500.

The worse the times, the stronger the come-on gets, I guess.
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